Paintball, the internet, AIM, and pet peves!

[member#10,261]

Originally posted by Lee

"you a sniper?"
-"yeah, i'm a sniper. see you at the 50."

FULLY

[RoadDawg]

paintball- Walk into a local store..."what do you shoot?" I shoot a Emag. "Why do you shoot a mag... a cocker is more reliable." Shut up I'm not buying a marker from your over priced store.

AIM: "You selling something", yes, what you interested in?, "What do you got?"

"Hey your a mag man, what one should I get?" Whichever one you want.

paintball Pet Peeves- "That warp is ugly!" It might be ugly but you won't see my hopper first. "How do you shoot out the other side?" I roll it and still keep my hopper behind the bunker. "How dumb. I'll see you as I pass the dead box."-walks away with his overpriced cocker- *I ended up eliminating 6 of the 7 players that game (back in Utah)

[space_weazel_45]

Originally posted by tony3

-What kind of gun is that? Old school shocker. Uhh yeah sure(kid shooting a 03 shocker)

OWWWWWWWW! my brain hurts.

[Quickling]

*looking at my sterling* Wow... is that a sniper gun? I bet thats a pump autococker huh?

*after seeing me shoot a few people*
That thing is SO accurate... I wanna get a sniper gun
*note... I play cetner 50*


Do you really have to pump it every time?

People that hold my PGP sideways like a gangsta.

People that after I shoot them out *using a pump* complain that they will not play again until they get a better gun than their e-spyder. *Which on a bad day still outshoots my pump*

[nerobro]

About my pgp: Do you get more range with that? "no, in fact, i only shoot 265 so I have LESS range" Is that a pistol? "yeah." Are you really gonna play with that? "mmhmm" Isn't it hard? "that's the point"

About my spyder: Why don't you shoot your cocker? "the spyders faster." Why don't you shoot your mag? "Repeat answer" Why don't you get a better gun? "I paid $900 for what you see here, and it's faster than you"

About my cocker: You're really gonna play with that? "yup" Is that full auto? "no"

About IS switches: Will they fit my tes? "that's what I said" Does that include shipping? "that's what I said in the thread" Do they come with leads? "that's what I said in the thread" So I just send you money and you send me a switch? "that's what I said in the thread"

And on.. and on.. and on... And that's why my AIM is unlisted on PBN.

There are days I wanna cry.....

[argnot]

I was at a field and this kid started asking me about my tippmann98c, yeah thats right I love my tippmann, never lets me down. Nothing special about it drop, rocket cock, expansion chamber, looks nice but its still a tippmann. He is like what is that and points at my gun. I told him it was a tippmann and he was like oh I never saw one of those.
I love all the kids that are like wow nice shocker. AGD should sue for likeness rights.

[spantol]

Here's an AIM conversation I just had. Sums up everything I hate about selling stuff online. I've had about a dozen in the last few days that have gone the same way:

SomeGuy: hey manb what are you shooting?
spantol: 'Mag at the moment.
SomeGuy: what kind?
spantol: ULE body, 90-degree frame.
SomeGuy: pics?
spantol: Don't have any on me.
SomeGuy: k
spantol: I have a matrix up for sale, if that's what you're IMing me about.
SomeGuy: yea
SomeGuy: pics?
spantol: Pics are in the thread.
spantol: I'll dig up the URL now.
SomeGuy: k thanks
spantol: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid =409738&highlight=%2Bdye+%2Bmatrix
SomeGuy: trades?
SomeGuy: a tricked to hell impulse
spantol: Trades are mentioned in the thread.
SomeGuy: i know
SomeGuy: im just making an offer
SomeGuy: not even for a tricked imp?
spantol: Not even for a k-rad, agg, muppet-mowing imp.
SomeGuy: lol
SomeGuy: k

Where to begin?

Strike One: IMing me to ask what I have for sale.
Strike Two: Offering a trade for a marker I explicitly mentioned I had no interest in.
Strike Three: Thinking that I'd make an exception because your gun is so "tricked."

Blocked!

[NoFearPaintballer]

no one posted this yet...

my main number one pet peeve that falls in all catagorys is


SCAMMERS

[03vert]

"hey you cant use full auto!"
"im not"
"yes you are. that's a electro and they are only full auto"
"your wrong."(said very flatly)
"whatever, it won't help you anyways."

Shooting my bushy at the time. and it was actaully my friend that said it and he usually thinks about things before he says them so i was pretty suprised. and for his first time he didn't suck. That or i did... yea it was probly me.

[edman282]

Sometimes there is this kid in a wheelchair that plays at my local field. I was on the other team one game and i was thinking to myself....what if i shoot him?!?!?! I WAS HORRIFIED! i wanna tag the other team but i dont wanna hit him. so i just kept playing as usual on the snake i was aiming at guys around him but then the guy next to me hit him...phew!

not really a peave, just thought id share

[painball]

I'd have lit that cripple up. (Kidding.)

[tyrion2323]

Pet Peeve:

people who think it's okay to use derogatory language.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Originally posted by edman282
Sometimes there is this kid in a wheelchair that plays at my local field. I was on the other team one game and i was thinking to myself....what if i shoot him?!?!?! I WAS HORRIFIED! i wanna tag the other team but i dont wanna hit him. so i just kept playing as usual on the snake i was aiming at guys around him but then the guy next to me hit him...phew!

not really a peave, just thought id share

The one at pbshooters right

The first time I came around his bunker and just shot him in the chair cuz he was the last one left. But he got mad at me. I thought I was being nice, but I guess not.

So from now on I just treat him like anyone else, he is a nice guy and not too shabby player either.

[NoFearPaintballer]

if i was crippled id make a tank outta my electro chair

[Enigma4you]

peev

The internet, pop up, adds to make my penis larger makes me wonder if the ex has been talking smack again.

Paintball
newbe, what is that on the side of your gun
me, a warp feed, wanna hold it
newbe, does it work (as he takes the marker)
me yep, works great
newbe, why is it on the right side it makes it harder to shoot.
me, im left handed...
newbe, wow they make left handed guns?
me kinda
newbe what kind of gun is this?
me an ule automag, with a logic frame
newbe wow, I was going ti get one of these but my friend said auto mags chop real bag
me, what does chop mean
newbe ummmmmmmmm