Paintball, the internet, AIM, and pet peves!

[WenULiVeUdiE]

Some stupid lieing kid:
Yea I had an angel and angel air. But since I have to use Angel Air on an angel and it costs 600 to refill it had to sell it and get this tl+.

" Really!?(in a sarcastic voice)" I just walked away and lit him up the nest game.

[NoFearPaintballer]

Paintball-
Wow, is that legal *me jsut shooting fast in the chrono*

tell a newb your gun is auto matic and say thats wat automag standsfor and the second they are not on your team "he has a automatic gun!" all they do is look like a tard

" i bet my upped spyder can shoot faster than your emag, i put 300$ into my spyder.

Wow he has a angel! *looks at my gun*. i bet hes better than you! fellow noob friends " he must be pro"

"i wanna be on his team hes got a angel"
i hate angels......

WOW he has a jersey and pants hes pro

what gun do you have? *clearly says on my gun "E-MAg"

And most of all NOOBS WHO GO THROUGHT TOWN SHOOTING HOUSES AND PEOPLE THAT PISSES ME OFF! they wil ruin paintball for all of us

*insert expensive gun here* are good and all but they dont have accuracy or durabilty of my Procarbine

[FutureMagOwner]

what kinda gun is that an angel? (clearly says e-mag on the side of it and looks absolutly nothing like an angel at all)

errrrr no...

dude that trigger on your emag is the best ever!!! but my impulse still is better...

hey why dont you use your timmy? uh i have an emag that is a 100 times better... no its not screw you you suck

[NoFearPaintballer]

that happend to me when i went to action territory this kid infront of all his friends asked me that he had a rental gun

[the_next_guy_]

Originally posted by NoFearPaintballer
that happend to me when i went to action territory this kid infront of all his friends asked me that he had a rental gun

woah, it took me a little while to figure that one out.

[NoFearPaintballer]

i feel offended in this thread

[845]

When morons who dont know what they're are talking about and have never shot an '03 Shocker say something like they are unreliable and they chop.

[Woogie12]

Originally posted by 845
When morons who dont know what they're are talking about and have never shot an '03 Shocker say something like they are unreliable and they chop.

Amen to that brotha.

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by 845
When morons who dont know what they're are talking about and have never shot an '03 Shocker say something like they are unreliable and they chop.

YUPYUPYUP!

[islandboi]

"are girls allowed to play paintball?"

"yea im deciding between the shocker and the a-5"
he ended up getting a 98 custom

"you're team name is the bunny farts! how gay!"
"and whats yours?"
"were the shockers fool" you know their team name could be justifiable if they had shockers but they had an orion and two tippman 98 customs they challenged us talking about how they could beat us and they said their friends autococker stock 02 autococker was full auto and that he was pro, oh and they have played one game in their entire life..

[Lee]

guy says "if i'd known he was going to shoot full auto, i would have set mine to that too."

his friend says "he's not on auto, he's got a double trigger".

i was using my bushy at the time.

"whats that black thing on your gun?
-"it's a pump"
"you a sniper?"
-"yeah, i'm a sniper. see you at the 50."

pet peeve--waiting at the start, all ready to break, while the decked out tourney kids at the other end try to figure out why thier marker keeps leaking.

[*captain_cox*37]

Yeah me and my teammates were just laughing about the comment from newbs "Does that make it automatic?". I had a friend tell me his spyder imagine could switch from hp to lp by just pressing a button. I dont remember what he was confusing it with but it was hilarious.

[Pacifist_Farmer]

i was in a classroom the other day waiting for a kinematics lecture to begin

struck up a conversation with some one behind me who apparently has played a bunch of NPPL events, so he tells me about his GZ Timmy

and asks what I've got, so I say i use a "RT Automag", im not sure why I added the automag, he knew what i was talking about as soon as I said RT

but the guy next to him who keeps trying to interrupt to tell us about the 1 time he played says "Automag? isnt that illegal"

Me and GZ just kinda looked at each other


Its refresshing to know that ignorant people still exhist to make the rest of us look good

[GT]

Originally posted by 845
'03 Shocker say something like they are unreliable

ironicly enough I saw one spring a big leak yesterday. put the poor guy out the rest of the day...

[athomas]

I'm constantly listen to various people at our field saying "Wow, nice gun. It must be some accurate." My response is just "No more accurate than that spyder you are shooting." They go away with a smile and a bit of confidence for the next game.

Another one I hear is "How fast does your gun shoot? Is it automatic?". My response is always, "It shoots as fast as I pull the trigger, same as yours."

I alsways laugh when the new guys look at some other new players gear and remark about his 20" barrel. "I'll bet it hurts when you get shot with that gun."