You know you love paintball too much when.......

[ramenjames]

you have to spike your drinking water with paint because you have grown a taste for getting gogged

your time on the internet went from
porn:70% flash games: 20% AO: 10%
to
AO:98% Porn:1.5% flashgames:.5%

those are mine....now name yours

[Lethargic]

you wear paintball brand clothes to school/work/church/etc.

your friends/family tell you to shut up about paintball.

all your friends play paintball.

your girlfriend plays paintball.

you practice walking the trigger wherever you go.

you bunker your cat/dog/brother all the time.

you live on AO.

you play multiple times a week.

you devote your money/life/soul to the game.

you leave your marker out so you can play with it all the time.

you proudly display your collection of "awesome" welts.

you spend more on paintall guns then you do on your car.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

you post a thread on AO without bothering to do a search about it

[PsychoBaller]

If Lethargic didnt cover almost everything, then I dont think anyone can, lol, nice job

[SpecialBlend2786]

When you name your guns and refer to them as real people.

You arrange your furniture at your hosue so that you can practice diving behind bunkers (couches)

You buy/build/sell parts for a living.

Instead of painting the walls of your room with a brush, you just lowered your velocity and went full auto:)

[NJPaint]

Mine are:

-snap shooting around door frames in the house

-walking my fingers on random things all day long (it annoys the hell out of the girlfriend)

-sometimes when I'm bored I'll oil the mag just for the hell of it, put a good 1000 psi through it then put it back on the wall

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by Lethargic

your friends/family tell you to shut up about paintball.

your girlfriend plays paintball.

you practice walking the trigger wherever you go.

you play multiple times a week.

you leave your marker out so you can play with it all the time.

you proudly display your collection of "awesome" welts.

Yup....hit the nail on the head.

That and the fact that you take better care of your markers than you would your own kids.

[Bolter]

i have dreamed about certain fields i have played on!

I hate anyone shooting my gun (with a passion daggnamit!!)

I rarely go a day without spending two hours with my gun

I also walk my fingers everywhere I go.

[Big_Chops]

when you feel lost and can't even concentrate in school when you know there is not a gun to come home and play with. or when you try to bunker some kid in school yes people were looking at me weird but i don't care.

[soccer4minimags]

Your already thinking about your next set-up before you've even gotten or used the new one you just got.

[robdamanii]

When you just CAN'T have enough cool markers, and always have to have another one, or that one cool part?

[-=Squid=-]

I have this bad habit of walking every SINGLE thing that can make a tapping sound when struck. I.e. pencils, pens, fingernails on desks, etc.

I would also say I play DPB WAY to much. In fact, for the first time in a while I actually spent more than 20 bucks on paintball... Vday, ya know.

Oh... I will also be walking around my house, and randomly slide on the carpet.

[RRfireblade]

When you get up in the morning and the first thing you do is check AO,BEFORE you take a leak.

When you tell paintball stories to people who don't play and you think THIER nuts because they have no idea what the heck your talking about.

When you stop eating out to save money for paintball.

When you stop eating to save money for paintball.

When you have more money tied up in paintball gear than in your car.

When you have no car BECAUSE all your money is tied up in paintball gear.

When you have enough paintball gear that if you sold it all you could BUY a brand new car.

You keep all your gear packed and ready next to the door,"just in case".

You've figured out a dozen or so ways to alter your paintgun for home defense.

Your paintgun is displayed along with the rest of your family pictures.

You've put away all your family pictures to make room for your paintgun display.

You blew off a girl for paintball w/ guys.

You broke up w/ a girl because of "Paintball".

You broke up with a girl 'cause she shoots another brand gun.

You know where your paintgun is but your not so sure where your wallet is right now.

You know exactly how many Paintballs you have left right now but your not sure how much toothpaste is left in the tube.

You shower and shave BEFORE you go play paintball and not after.

There are types of food you won't eat but you've tasted a paintball just to see what it tastes like.

EVERY negative news story on paintball pisses you off and spells the end of paintball but you don't know who your local government representitives are.

You know who Tom Kaye,Bud Orr and Bob Long is but you don't know who Dennis Hastert,Bill Frist or Tom Daschle is.

[Dryden]

Originally posted by Bolter
i have dreamed about certain fields i have played on!

My buddies and I have dreamed about paintball fields too, only ones that don't exist. Our holy grail of a paintball field would be a large two or three level shopping mall, with a big open atrium down the middle.

I'm thinking along the lines of a "Dawn of the Dead" scenario event.

[Caffiend]

Originally posted by RRfireblade


You know where your paintgun is but your not so sure where your wallet is right now.

I'd like to add keys, phone, hat, shoes to that one :)

You have dishes/laundry/general cleaning to do and no motivation to do any of it when you get your sluggo rail and you have opened/repacked/addressed it to Nicad and out the door in under 10 minutes.

[Bulldog]

Some funny ones in there, I am certainly guilty of a few, but my most recent issue would be:
My wife just recently found out that I take my wedding ring off when I touch my X-mag. Needless to say, that didn't go over so well...