You know you love paintball too much when.......

[Altimas]

You know you love paintball to much when:

-You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat...and you realize your wearing your mask
-You got a Fluffy Gun cover so you could cuddle it in your sleep
-You play with your balls all day.....What? PAINTBALLS YOU SICKO!!! Sheesh....
-Whenever you have to go to the bathroom in class you hold your hands over your head and walk out saying DEAD MAN!! DEAD MAN!!!
-You've looked down in the toilet after you were using it and said " I DONT REMEMBER EATING MARBALIZERS!!"
-Youve converted your Car to run off your 88cu 4500PSI Air System
-Everyone thinks your Cars exhaust is always back firing until they follow you somewhere and find paint on their windsheild.
-Before you get in the shower your wife shoots you with .68 Caliber Bath beads
-You have a Restraining order from people like Budd Orr and Bob Long etc...
-You have that restraining order because you dry humped them.....In the Middle of their game!!
-You sat here wondering how many you could come up with...

[ramenjames]

the sad thing is im guilty of all but like 4 of them.....(and the wife ones)

[WenULiVeUdiE]

I am guilty of a ton of them.

When you look at locations and think that would make one awesome field.

You spend half of you summer vacation building a field only see it wrecked by people on quads, then rebuild it again.

You go play paintball instead of going to you senior prom.

Take some of you doors down to use at your field.

When you spend all your money and time and paintball you cant bare the thought of a girlfreind.

When you say, are those my balls on your face (Not really a you know you are a paintballer, but close enough)

Spend 6 hours a day on forums and dont get much out of it.


Andrew

[supershifty]

When you carry a picture of your gun around in your wallet.

[Clare]

I'm guilty of a ton of those already listed

When you miss Valentine's Day to go play the Mardi Gras Open instead (Sorry Havoc!).

When you have a stained glass window of a paintball action shot rather than butterflies or flowers.

When most of your clothing has a paintball brand on it.

When you look at certain welts/scars and reminisce about how it happened and how you could have avoided it.

All your magazines are paintball related rather than Cosmo, Vogue, or Glamour (this only applies to women unless you're really secure with yourself).

You spend more time looking for cheap plane tickets to paintball events than doing stuff around the house that needs to get done right away.

You have more friends that you met through paintball than you do in 'real life'

[UltimatePaintballer]

YOUR GUN COSTS MORE THEN WHAT IS IN YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT!<--what is going to happen to me

you can remember a scene in a paintball movie from just seeing a picture of it in a magizine.

your whole list for christmas and b-day is paintball

you get a tingly feeling talking to tom kaye/ bud orr/ bob long... more then you would talking to jennifer aniston/ pamala anderson/jenna jameson

spend 1000+ dollars just for ADDMISSION to a paintball event.

naming your pets after paintball companies

[hitech]

Originally posted by RRfireblade

You know who Tom Kaye,Bud Orr and Bob Long is but you don't know who Dennis Hastert,Bill Frist or Tom Daschle is.

That one hits home. Not only do I know who they are, but have met and talked extensivly with each of them. And I have no idea who the last three people are.

[snoogans]

you know u luv pball too much when

-your mom and dad have a serious talk with you about spending 7-8+ hours a day on AO.

-you get yelled at for holding your gun and clicking the trigger when watching a movie

-whenever ur close to the edge of a wall you pretend to snap shoot out the side

-when you are doing that ^^^ you yell out "check his foot!"

-you can't do anything on fridays cuz ur going to your nearest field to play or not

-you walk around your house with your pack on...

-you don't think of the name of the movie "matrix" the same way anymore

-you've changed your high school classes to ones that can better you in pball (cad, millwork)

-to make fun of someone you call them a brass eagle

yeah thats a few of the things i've done lololol

[InexactMelissa]

You plaster your living room walls with field diagrams and have to scramble to take them down when the landlord knocks at the door

[tony3]

-You look in the mirror to see how high your profile is
-You sleep on the ground because you need to put your paintball gear on your bed(me )
-When someone says something stupid at school, you call them a newbie
-You ask everyone you know if they play paintball
-You have more online paintball friends then real friends(had to be mentioned again)
-You have multiple pictures of Tom Kaye in your room and/or a Tom Kaye Love Shrine
-Whenever you see something Hello Kitty you think of Capo
-The only way for you to fall asleep at night is count all the upgrades you want for your gun
-You turned your motocross track into a paintball field(my cousins)

[TraXeR]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa

All your magazines are paintball related rather than Cosmo, Vogue, or Glamour (this only applies to women unless you're really secure with yourself).

LOL!!! Only you Clare, only you... us men like our 'other' magazines still..

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by TraXeR



LOL!!! Only you Clare, only you... us men like our 'other' magazines still..

and so do some women

[03vert]

Originally posted by RRfireblade

There are types of food you won't eat but you've tasted a paintball just to see what it tastes like.

I did that so my friend would let me unload half a hopper with his new Icon E. Also i spend ALL the money that amounts to more than $50 on paintball. Speaking of money, I miss money.

[TraXeR]

-You save your fast food boxes so you have something to send your small trade packages in (Tim Hortons timbits are good for that)

-You're a massive hippocrite about black slang (no offense) when you use more paintball terms than real words yourself.

-Your engagment ring is a oring

-all your books are covered with AGD stickers

-you make lightsets to illuminate your paintball posters

-you make custom goggle skinz for your sunglasses

-You'd rather watch a paintball movie than a oscar winning movie

-You have pictures of your gun in your wallet instead of pictures of your lover.

-You named your pets after paints (Zap, Tork, etc)

-Your teacher wants you to do a research project on history, and you think of the nelspot007... IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!!

-You make mods for games so they have paintball in them

-Your morning alarm is a prerecorded audio version of a tournament

-You think about your next paintball trip before your ride to work

[shades]

When you get parts of your anatomy stuck in parts of your gun OR visa versa. (not guilty of this one but I have read some strange posts here. Now thats over the edge.)