You know you love paintball too much when.......

[snoogans]

visa versa of that is just not right my friend....

[Lohman446]

-- when you were considering restarting this thread but were worried you would be told to do a search for it first, so your glad to see it here.

--- None of your non-paintball clothing cost more than $20, but you think nothing of spending $80 on a jersey

--- When looking to buy cars you consider where your team and gear will ride.

--- You have already scheduled three weeks of yearly vacataion, all around paintball.

--- Your paintball guns cost more than your real guns.

--- When bowling and you wobble a pin you call for a paint check.

--- You can conceive of doing something ten times in one second and being considered slow at it

--- You use the above fact in pickup lines with women.

--- You can time an autococker, but ca't fix the leaking pipe under the sink.

--- You have more than one bag to carry your paintball gear in

--- You have not received a present in years that was not paintball related.

--- You have ever played paintball in your basement

--- You wonder why your backplayers insist on lowering velocity in basements, considering that you always play at that range

--- You haev ever attempted to chrono a snowball.

--- You peak down the aisles at supermarkets, ducking back in and can remember where everything was.

--- You have ever watched a movie and yelled at the actors to get in tighter to their bunkers.

[GT]

- You play "bunker the dog" at home.

I chase t-bone around the house while he barks and growls. its pretty fun I get to chase and then its his turn to chase me...

[Enigma4you]

you have cronoed down your hall and into the bath tub
your dogs leave the room when they see youwith a paintball gun and dont even look twice when they see youwith a tel one

you have let a grown man hold fill a pod with paintballs using his mouth while you help it between your legs for a chance at a free tshirt (gee thanks TAG)

you fall asleep next to a wonderful woman wearing nothing and dream of PB

You check Jon or Newts Junk

you cant remeber your own cell number but can dail AGD from memory

[member#10,261]

Re: You know you love paintball too much when.......

Originally posted by ramenjames

your time on the internet went from
porn:70% flash games: 20% AO: 10%
to
AO:98% Porn:1.5% flashgames:.5%

those are mine....now name yours

SAME

and I'm not very proud of it

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by NJPaint


-walking my fingers on random things all day long (it annoys the hell out of the girlfriend)

wow i figured shed like it

[painter1009]

fail a math test beacuse you spent the last week in class drawing your mag as it is/ with upgrades you plan to get/ with upgrades you wish you could have
(me)

[tribalman]

[QUOTE
When you name your guns and refer to them as real people.

snap shooting around door frames in the house

you practice walking the trigger wherever you go.

you play multiple times a week.

you proudly display your collection of "awesome" welts.

you spend more on paintall guns then you do on your car.

When you tell paintball stories to people who don't play and you think THIER nuts because they have no idea what the heck your talking about.

When you have more money tied up in paintball gear than in your car.

When you have no car BECAUSE all your money is tied up in paintball gear.

When you have enough paintball gear that if you sold it all you could BUY a brand new car.

You keep all your gear packed and ready next to the door,"just in case".

You blew off a girl for paintball w/ guys.

You know where your paintgun is but your not so sure where your wallet is right now.

There are types of food you won't eat but you've tasted a paintball just to see what it tastes like.

EVERY negative news story on paintball pisses you off and spells the end of paintball but you don't know who your local government representitives are.

You know who Tom Kaye,Bud Orr and Bob Long is but you don't know who Dennis Hastert,Bill Frist or Tom Daschle is.

you try to bunker some kid in school

Your already thinking about your next set-up before you've even gotten or used the new one you just got.

When you look at locations and think that would make one awesome field.

You go play paintball instead of going to you senior prom

When you spend all your money and time and paintball. you cant bare the thought of a girlfreind.

When you look at certain welts/scars and reminisce about how it happened and how you could have avoided it.

your whole list for christmas and b-day is paintball

you get yelled at for holding your gun and clicking the trigger when watching a movie

You look in the mirror to see how high your profile is

You sleep on the ground because you need to put your paintball gear on your bed(me )
When someone says something stupid at school, you call them a newbie
You ask everyone you know if they play paintball

None of your non-paintball clothing cost more than $20, but you think nothing of spending $80 on a jersey

You have more than one bag to carry your paintball gear in

You have ever watched a movie and yelled at the actors to get in tighter to their bunkers.
[/QUOTE]

these are all me. it's sad that i have no car, but i have a 1k marker plus equipment.
lol and props to whoever had the idea of starting this thread!

[bratch]

You stay up 'til the wee hours of the morning working on a gun that you won't need anytime soon instead of sleeping for your Differential equations and PetroPhysics classes in the morning.

[Emily]

Originally posted by Enigma4you
you cant remeber your own cell number but can dail AGD from memory

LMAO, this is sooo true.

[DWill]

-When you sleep with your marker

-When you give your marker an affectonate name

-When you bunker random siblings in your house(varying ages from 1-30)

-When you start using paintball phrases for normal talking(or even if you try to introduce a friend to paintball and you bring him along for a game and he can't understand a word you say)

-When you start seeing your school as a potential place for a kick *** paintball game

-When you dream about bunkering multiple professional players single handedly with a pump gun

Thats all I have for now

[Rather]

When youd rather lube your gun than 'lube your gun'

When you lose a girlfriend because of a paintball 'hickkie' (doesn't quite cover me cause luckilly she knew I had problems before That day...still came close though )

when your refresh button just peves you off when you cant find a new thread before you start the shakes again

When you tell your GF how hott she would look wearing a pair of goggles (this one does apply to me though got smacked for it untill I further explained the request to wear a mask)

When your tanks oiled fill nipples are the closest thing you will come to in a year... (*sigh*)

When you look at chicks in a much more affectionate way when you learn they play, have played, wante dot play, or know someone who play

When most of your frieds annoy the life out of you, but tehy play paintball and are free rides to the field.

When most fo your speeches, papers, art works, and homework are over paintball. (guilty)

When you Spend more than 5 minutes thinking of why you are addicted to paintball. (Will have more later....)

[03vert]

-when you say your gonna time your guitar instead of tune it

-when you play paintball with your friend in a barn against 5 of his little bro's friends and get killed but dont care because you played in a barn and its the closest thing to rainbow 6 you'll ever see.

-when you count your money over and over to make sure you really can offord that new gun/upgrade/tank even though you know you are $20 short.

-when the dog gets hyper when you wrestle with her but then you take out your gun and she bites you to keep from getting bunkered.

-when you bunker your dad when he's asleep on the couch watching silverado

-when you waist a entire 9v shooting air through your new gun because you dont have enough money to buy paint

-when you spend an hour timing/seting up your marker even though you know you wont be able to play for at least another month

-when you have a $$$ marker but spent all your money on it so you dont have any money for paint

-when you do have paint you shoot your shed in your backyard instead of waiting for a game on the weekend
(did that for sooo long)

-when you can crank out 13-14 bps but can't play "smoke on the water" (used to be me too)

-when you can calculate how many shots you will get off your new reg and tank but fail the math section re-re-re-retest AGAIN (yea thats me now)

-when you shoot your gun dry just to see the LED flash 15 bps

-when your dad gets mad at you because you "accedentally" put 500+ on the aluminum shed and left 500+ dents

-when someone shortstrokes your cocker and you act like someone ran their fingers across a chalk board.

[Derman2k]

Does anyone else walk around in their mask, pack, pants and jersey and constantly click the trigger while wearing that stuff?

[elpimpo]

no your just wierd now leave.





jk dawg. i walk around with my gun but thats it