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  • Korrosion
    Registered User
    • Oct 2002
    • 149

    #1

    You know your shooting too fast when...

    1. you measure your shooting speed not in bps but in pods per min.
    2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"
    3. You spend more time reloading then actually shooting.
    4. You shoot your body weight in paint in a day.
    5. You see the Q-loader advert and think, man thats only 33...
    6. Odyssey makes you their posterboy...
    7. You can make your e/x-mag stutter at 23 bpsish with 4.0
    feel free to add more...
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  • QUINCYMASSGUY
    Registered User
    • Dec 2002
    • 914

    #2
    8.) People don't hear rapid fire firing coming from your marker, only a steady hum.

    9.) You try reprogramming a WAS board to have a debounce setting of -30.
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    • pito189
      viking
      • Oct 2001
      • 2093

      #3
      Originally posted by QUINCYMASSGUY
      9.) You try reprogramming a WAS board to have a debounce setting of -30.
      HAHAHA

      10.) You don't close your hopper lid, it just waists time closing it.
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      • MrWallen
        TunaMax#4
        • Sep 2002
        • 536

        #4
        11) Your index and middle finger have an uncontrollable twitch.
        12) You outshoot not only your hopper, but your gun too (on a tourny electro).

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        • Bucky
          Registered User
          • Dec 2002
          • 169

          #5
          13) you have to get out a microscope to see any distance between the balls in your "rope" of paint.

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          • Z-man
            You guys lost me
            • Jul 2001
            • 2202

            #6
            Originally posted by Korrosion
            2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"
            Yep SCP did that in honor of me....

            here are some Mag specific ones

            "When people refer to your Mag as "the cheater gun"

            "When all the Timmy owners bad mouth you but won't ever race you on video "

            "When you can destroy an RT bumper in a single day"

            "when the oil you clean off the bolt is sliver in color "

            "When you need a pod boy to refill after each game to make the next one in time"

            "When you canot find a video on the net of someone shooting paint faster than you (BRING IT!)"


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            • USAF-Flyboy with a Mag

              #7
              When every one thinks your Xmag is a shocker because..."Ain't no way in hell a mag can shoot that quick"

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              • Lohman446
                Useful posts: 7
                • Jun 2003
                • 9315

                #8
                Originally posted by USAF-Flyboy with a Mag
                When every one thinks your Xmag is a shocker because..."Ain't no way in hell a mag can shoot that quick"
                When the field owner considers allowing full auto so everyone can keep up with your e-mag and the F5 cockers...

                When you tell him your just an adjsutable tank, a modified sear, and a victory boarded halo away from full auto at 30BPS and he says the rule allowing it would not apply to you.
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                • ShooterJM
                  Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 3651

                  #9
                  To figure out their quarterly earnings RPS just calls you and asks how many times you plan on playing paintball in the next 3 months....
                  It's HERE! Play at Shooter's Casino!!!!!! It'll be fun........

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                  • USAF-Flyboy with a Mag

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShooterJM
                    To figure out their quarterly earnings RPS just calls you and asks how many times you plan on playing paintball in the next 3 months....
                    HAHA that's a good one

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                    • RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
                      A.K.A FunK WanG
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 2302

                      #11
                      ...when you deplete a full 88-4500 tank in one 5 min game(and not because of leaking)...

                      ...when your 88 cubic foot scuba is out of air before mid day...

                      ...when there is no more paint to buy at the field...

                      ...when 100k shots on a gun doesn't seem a lot to you...
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                      • Slimm Jimm
                        _ave the planet
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 175

                        #12
                        When your shot counter turns over every game
                        play for the game

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                        • Sniper king
                          And boom goes the dynamite
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 3322

                          #13
                          "when refs tell you to turn off your full auto"

                          "you bought a 04 JT proharnes when you hear it could hold upto 20pods"
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                          • 1ofkind
                            Snootchie Bootchie
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 1063

                            #14
                            14) When you waisted all your paint and didn't even get one person out.
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                            • dwab3000
                              im not wearing any pants
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1072

                              #15
                              when you shoot as fast as me...
                              i get my gun checked every game for full auto...

                              2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"
                              i liked this one cause im friends and he tells the newbs not to imitate me
                              *its for insurances*

                              and if you like me use all 5 of your 140 round pods in a 15 min game
                              (i do that often)
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