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  • dwab3000
    im not wearing any pants
    • Mar 2004
    • 1072

    #31
    reason for this statement you are not a trigger whore
    im not...ahhh...but thats only with my mag...you havent seen my new alias do its work *is gonna need a clone to follow him with more pods, feeling that timmy will be hungery next tourney*
    HalloWicked
    HATCHET WARRIORS UNITE
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    • JoyInTheMadness
      It's the Generator
      • Nov 2003
      • 337

      #32
      You dry fire two or more shots with a HALO B on your gun.
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      • bunkermaster10
        Registered User
        • Dec 2002
        • 1316

        #33
        When your back man is running a remote line from his harness because his tank is so huge. ( Saw a few guys at Max Masters w/ that, they probably were DUMBING some paint!) ( Basically a scuba on the back).


        When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!
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        • tribalman
          Registered User
          • Dec 2002
          • 719

          #34
          Originally posted by bunkermaster10
          When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!

          haha, nice.
          -when you have to replace a trigger spring every game, sometimes more
          -when you hear some1 talking about how they can shoot 23 bps you just turn and laugh at how slow they are at shooting.
          -you wear out your bolt in a day.
          -we are having an oil crisis because of the paint demands you require.
          e-mag 226
          flashed with 1.31

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          • Sniper king
            And boom goes the dynamite
            • Aug 2003
            • 3322

            #35
            Originally posted by Doobie
            ...you have ever had to sit out a game because of finger cramps!
            i useto get finger cramps while playing but that was a while ago
            Last edited by AGDlover; 04-27-2004, 05:20 PM.
            Euro E-mag | TL63 | XMOD| EM01610
            Euro Rt | OG | RT02382.

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            • CodeMA
              ...yep...
              • Jun 2003
              • 1455

              #36
              Sking, I dont think that was from paintball though, was it


              anyway

              ... When you base paint usage off hopper battery/paint ratio, not day/battery...


              ... When your hopper motor dies from constant over usage in its first day of play...
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              • AngelBoy
                _-=Angel Boy=-_
                • Oct 2001
                • 863

                #37
                When your girlfriend is finally satisfied....
                Why go to the light, when darkness has its warmth too....
                Brak "I poop in the sink."
                EPIC - Warp - 68/45 Armageddon
                Black 2k LCD
                Green 99 Dark Angel

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                • RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
                  A.K.A FunK WanG
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 2302

                  #38
                  ...when you have more sponsors than pro players...and thats just for paint...
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                  I throw bombs...well not really...


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                  • eddie885221
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 130

                    #39
                    u know ur shooting too fast when airgun designs names its newest valve after u
                    X-valved minimag with ult and blade intelliframe
                    10 inch aci zero gravity barrel
                    black warp
                    halo tsa frontman
                    68/5000 pmi nitro
                    cp flame drop and on/off


                    Stewie is my hero

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                    • MrWallen
                      TunaMax#4
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 536

                      #40
                      ^^^^ Or rather when AGD brags that its new valve can keep up with you .

                      AGD - "I WILL KEEEELLL YOU ALLLLL! then we love you long time...."
                      quik -"10 round tubes and 1/2 naked asians? This cant be good."
                      "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

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                      • acropilot19
                        EAT DANGER, CRAP VICTORY!!
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 541

                        #41
                        ...When the ref Begs to to turn the Full-Auto feature back on so it will slow you down

                        ...When you begin to like the smell of Delron Burning
                        :)
                        ...When you become addicted to Delron fumes
                        Aerobatics...The ULTIMATE Extreme Sport!!!

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                        • JonDaAzn
                          calvin rocks
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 297

                          #42
                          when Diablo gives you a paint sponsorship, and then goes bankrupt after your first game

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                          • goddom
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 66

                            #43
                            you know you are shooting to fast when they hire you to paint the roads with your gun...
                            The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be
                            a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety
                            labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
                            -bash quote

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                            • Doobie
                              AOsOfficialDrillSergeant
                              • May 2001
                              • 1237

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Sniper king
                              i useto get finger craps while playing but that was a while ago
                              Man, I think you should have seen a doctor about that!

                              The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
                              (...but a 'mag helps)
                              I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
                              Sinister Sainthood

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                              • Evil Preacher
                                Evil Inc.
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 97

                                #45
                                You walk off the filed to get paint/air and to replace your battery.
                                Try as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.

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