You know your shooting too fast when...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • dwab3000
    im not wearing any pants
    • Mar 2004
    • 1072

    #31
    reason for this statement you are not a trigger whore
    im not...ahhh...but thats only with my mag...you havent seen my new alias do its work *is gonna need a clone to follow him with more pods, feeling that timmy will be hungery next tourney*
    HalloWicked
    HATCHET WARRIORS UNITE
    Clown Love

    Comment

    • JoyInTheMadness
      It's the Generator
      • Nov 2003
      • 337

      #32
      You dry fire two or more shots with a HALO B on your gun.
      Live in Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, South Dekota, or the surronding area?
      Check out
      AO Midwest Day

      Comment

      • bunkermaster10
        Registered User
        • Dec 2002
        • 1316

        #33
        When your back man is running a remote line from his harness because his tank is so huge. ( Saw a few guys at Max Masters w/ that, they probably were DUMBING some paint!) ( Basically a scuba on the back).


        When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!
        Germany's Most Wanted Balla is sponsored by:
        NXe Paintball
        Maxs Sport
        Tomahawk Paintballs

        Comment

        • tribalman
          Registered User
          • Dec 2002
          • 719

          #34
          Originally posted by bunkermaster10
          When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!

          haha, nice.
          -when you have to replace a trigger spring every game, sometimes more
          -when you hear some1 talking about how they can shoot 23 bps you just turn and laugh at how slow they are at shooting.
          -you wear out your bolt in a day.
          -we are having an oil crisis because of the paint demands you require.
          e-mag 226
          flashed with 1.31

          Comment

          • Sniper king
            And boom goes the dynamite
            • Aug 2003
            • 3322

            #35
            Originally posted by Doobie
            ...you have ever had to sit out a game because of finger cramps!
            i useto get finger cramps while playing but that was a while ago
            Last edited by AGDlover; 04-27-2004, 05:20 PM.
            Euro E-mag | TL63 | XMOD| EM01610
            Euro Rt | OG | RT02382.

            Comment

            • CodeMA
              ...yep...
              • Jun 2003
              • 1455

              #36
              Sking, I dont think that was from paintball though, was it


              anyway

              ... When you base paint usage off hopper battery/paint ratio, not day/battery...


              ... When your hopper motor dies from constant over usage in its first day of play...
              -Jim "CodeMA" Brown
              Fire 'N Squad
              http://www.diatribepaintball.com
              http://www.whatispaintball.com
              http://www.fmxpaintball.com
              http://www.officialpaintball.com

              Comment

              • AngelBoy
                _-=Angel Boy=-_
                • Oct 2001
                • 863

                #37
                When your girlfriend is finally satisfied....
                Why go to the light, when darkness has its warmth too....
                Brak "I poop in the sink."
                EPIC - Warp - 68/45 Armageddon
                Black 2k LCD
                Green 99 Dark Angel

                Comment

                • RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
                  A.K.A FunK WanG
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 2302

                  #38
                  ...when you have more sponsors than pro players...and thats just for paint...
                  Alias Intimidator (Black)
                  DiRtY PiCs... ;)

                  I throw bombs...well not really...


                  My Feedback
                  Click Here, or here, or here, or here, or here, or if you feel a little Naughty...right here

                  Comment

                  • eddie885221
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 130

                    #39
                    u know ur shooting too fast when airgun designs names its newest valve after u
                    X-valved minimag with ult and blade intelliframe
                    10 inch aci zero gravity barrel
                    black warp
                    halo tsa frontman
                    68/5000 pmi nitro
                    cp flame drop and on/off


                    Stewie is my hero

                    Comment

                    • MrWallen
                      TunaMax#4
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 536

                      #40
                      ^^^^ Or rather when AGD brags that its new valve can keep up with you .

                      AGD - "I WILL KEEEELLL YOU ALLLLL! then we love you long time...."
                      quik -"10 round tubes and 1/2 naked asians? This cant be good."
                      "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

                      Comment

                      • acropilot19
                        EAT DANGER, CRAP VICTORY!!
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 541

                        #41
                        ...When the ref Begs to to turn the Full-Auto feature back on so it will slow you down

                        ...When you begin to like the smell of Delron Burning

                        ...When you become addicted to Delron fumes
                        Aerobatics...The ULTIMATE Extreme Sport!!!

                        Comment

                        • JonDaAzn
                          calvin rocks
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 297

                          #42
                          when Diablo gives you a paint sponsorship, and then goes bankrupt after your first game

                          Comment

                          • goddom
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 66

                            #43
                            you know you are shooting to fast when they hire you to paint the roads with your gun...
                            The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be
                            a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety
                            labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
                            -bash quote

                            Comment

                            • Doobie
                              AOsOfficialDrillSergeant
                              • May 2001
                              • 1237

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Sniper king
                              i useto get finger craps while playing but that was a while ago
                              Man, I think you should have seen a doctor about that!

                              The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
                              (...but a 'mag helps)
                              I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
                              Sinister Sainthood

                              Comment

                              • Evil Preacher
                                Evil Inc.
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 97

                                #45
                                You walk off the filed to get paint/air and to replace your battery.
                                Try as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.

                                Comment

                                Working...