You know your shooting too fast when...

[GA Devil]

when you melt your xvalve bumper...not tear


when your lvl 10 orings have to be replaced each week because they have been worn in all the way thru the smallest carrier


when your halo cant keep up and its a mag



when your mag out shoots a timmy with chaos board

[TraXeR]

when your trigger melts from air friction

when you go in to the game with a double trigger, and come back with a blade (rake much?)

when your gun HAS to double or triple feed to keep up

when you use a skid of paint of the break

when you are forced to have a a 32489+34 harness

when you need 4 scuba tanks for one game

when you can find out when the x valve gets shootdown

when your gun is the Tippmann Hellhound Cannon and you still complain about your BPS

when you live by the phrase '1 skid, 1 kill'

you can shoot more balls than all NXL teams in a year... on your practice days
(dear god, that's just too much paint)

[bjjb99]

One can never shoot too fast.

BJJB

[tribalman]

people hire you to paint their 3 story house with ur marker cause it'll only take 2 minutes to cover the whole place, in 2 coats of paint.

[-Tab]

You know you're shooting too fast when you try walking windex bottles

(yea, we ALL do it)

[dragun_30]

^^^ i'd say thats almost an addiction to walking, but i guess im addicted to walkin

[AGDlover]

Man, I think you should have seen a doctor about that!

woops i got kinda a reading disorder ever since i started paintballing so every time i see the word wraps i think of warps

[penguinpunk555]

When you have a six pack quick changer for your batterys in your marker.


You have a personal assitant to reload for you during the games.

You run a scuba tank with a remote instead of a regular air system.

[sneakyhacker420]

"When you canot find a video on the net of someone shooting paint faster than you (BRING IT!)"

the very day i get my freakin viking in the mail - i will OWN YOU

hell, i'll do it with my RT-Z!!! - it's already made my freakin reloader-b burp!!!!!

heres one that'll happen to me with any bolt with o-rings

"when you smell burning rubber coming from your feedneck and backblock (ENOURMOUS friction on o-rings)" (done it)

as Z-man said, the oil on your bolt has metal particles in it (every day with my mag)

when you need a new RT on/off o-ring after every day of play (usually do)

when you chip a sear doing a string of 24+ BPS on your RT (the stupid chrono maxes out at 24bps) (done that)

when you fracture a brand new LX spring in one day (done it)

when your barrel unscrews itself and falls on the ground (done it... no wonder i was breaking paint lol)

when you're outshooting the recharge rate of your own valve (i did it with my rhythm @ 26 some bps... pretty sad)

when you are able to destroy a blue bumper instead of a clear one (came VERY close to it on the same day that i chipped my RT sear)