Telltale signs you are addicted to automags...

[magmonkey]

you spend most of your free time chained to the milling machine and lathe trying to make mag stuff just a little cooler

your girlfriend truly resents the time you spend working on your mag (some things take priority)

she is even more mad when she gets out of bed and stubs her toe on one of the micromags you have strewn around your room

out of the 12 people who most reagluarly play with you
you convince 8 it is a good idea to have a mag "at least as a backup"

you own enough mags that if you knew anough paople without markers you could fill a 10 man roster

you threatend the life a pro player who is sponsored by smart parts (not mentioning any names) at the world cup because they told you to drop that boat anchor emag and start playing with a impulse
then two teammates had to hold you back from jumping over the smartparts table to go after him
..... the only way you can calm down afterwords is to go talk to Tom and Forest about your twin rt project.


I think the reason I like mags so much is that I like to fight

[joeyjoe367]

Originally posted by magmonkey

you threatend the life a pro player who is sponsored by smart parts (not mentioning any names) at the world cup because they told you to drop that boat anchor emag and start playing with a impulse
then two teammates had to hold you back from jumping over the smartparts table to go after him
..... the only way you can calm down afterwords is to go talk to Tom and Forest about your twin rt project.


I think the reason I like mags so much is that I like to fight

Dude, did that really happen? HOW dare he insult AGD products?!?!

[Butterfingers]

you shoulda told him.

that you wanted to play with a machine not a toy

[Zumina]

these apply to 99% of the people on this board:

You deem everything made by another manufacturer as "a peice of junk" even though you have no first hand experience with it.

And

You deem every new AGD gadget as "The best thing since the water soluble paintball"

heheheeheh

[ronron2112]

YAY to all the creative minds..... as mine (vigerously inhaled) compared to the "thinkers" waaayyy too much time on their hands!

[Butterfingers]

not everything

Originally posted by SUN WARRIOR
these apply to 99% of the people on this board:

You deem everything made by another manufacturer as "a peice of junk" even though you have no first hand experience with it.

And

You deem every new AGD gadget as "The best thing since the water soluble paintball"

heheheeheh

Thats cause everything else is a peice of junk, LOL.

[Vegeta]

- Your have no more mags to work on at the moment so you start milling a BE Talon into what looks like a really sad mag.

(yes, I did this. I even hacksawed out hte breech and converted it to a vert feed using only the old breech, leftever melted plastic, and a soldering iron.)

[ronron2112]

Vegeta, you gotta get a pic of that. That sounds pretty funny to see

[Vegeta]

Im going to get my camera.. just have to wait for prints to come back so I can scan em.

[OldSchoolMag]

1) When people ask you what kind of "contraption" you have laying on your pillow, half tucked under the covers, you throw them into the street screaming "Blasphemer!" as they run away.
2) On the off chance they touch it, you spend 4 hours steam cleaning the body until you can once again see the reflection of your collection of other mags in the body.
3) Should someone who actually knows about paintball insult your mags, you pin them down and pull their arm behind their back until they apologize and MEAN IT.
4) Half of your friends have at one point been slapped because they did not know what the new product coming out for your mag was called.
5) At least half of the above have accepted this.
and finally
6) The order of pictures in your wallet is in this order - first, that spiffy double barreled mag that we see so much of. Second, your personal mag. Third, what looks like a third grade drawing of what you want your mag to look like. Fourth, your returned letter to Santa stating that he would get you that Superbolt for Christmas, just please, don't harm the elves. And fifth, whatever family pictures will fit.

[ronron2112]

When you run out of upgrades for your mag, so you scientificly figure out how much time santa cluase has to stop at each house!! lol major!