Calling ALL!!! Got Paintball Jokes?!?

[tru_flip56]

[slade]

due to another post on AO, i found the best site for paintball humor today, and became addicted immediately: http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb001.html

(the first ones arent that great, but the later ones are awesome!)

[1ofkind]

What sport do you need the most balls to play?

Comeonnnn... no even a giggle?

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Golf?

[p8ntballsteve]

Well, it may not be a joke, but this is prolly close enough.

10 Reasons to date a paintballer:
1. Were not afraid to get down and dirty.
2.We have atleast a 12" barrel.
3. We always wear protection.
4. We can move our fingers fast in small places.
5.We can shoot off 100 rounds like nothing.
6.We like it rough.
7.We like to keep our barrels very clean.
8.We know how to listen to directions.
9.Were not afraid to get up close and personal.
10. Were the only white guys who can wear Do-Rags with out getting shot.

[tru_flip56]

the last one was good....

[nato]

Quote: -p8ntballsteve
"10. Were the only white guys who can wear Do-Rags with out getting shot."

Haha its funny cause its true! (but i dont wear em )


Keep em coming, they are quite funny!
N.A.T.O.

[Bob_da_Splatman]

3. We always wear protection.
4. We can move our fingers fast in small places.
10. Were the only white guys who can wear Do-Rags with out getting shot.

Now that is funny!

I took note so I can inform my gf of the bennifits.....

[slade]

oh yeah i stole this from www.paintballtimes.com

[Bob_da_Splatman]

in order:

> just sick and wrong
> You obviously haven't met my girl.
> boy i wish they did sometimes...
> that depends on how many times you forget anniversary/ b-days ---->

[nato]

"A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies"

... I dont know what your talking about!!! someone want to fill me in???

N.A.T.O.

[slade]

"A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies"

... I dont know what your talking about!!! someone want to fill me in???

N.A.T.O.

key word: can

i dont really like or agree with all of them, but i posted them anyway... i wasnt the one that made it up. the majority of them are good.

[ghideon]

The orginator of the list has obviously never met my most recent ex....

[slade]

ive got a joke that i modified from a music joke:

how many backmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none. they're always left in the dark!

ok yeah, maybe it was better in the origional form...

[JoshK]

Grave diggin...