Originally posted by JoshK
Grave diggin... 
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this thread is almost a year old dude
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Yes....i would see if anyone has new ones...also some of these make me laugh so hard, and I thought others could enjoy it also.Comment
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yes, thank you for resurecting this. funny stuf
f. I'll try to find/make some
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Yea...plus there are alot of newer members, and they deserve to see this. (no more off topic posts
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Its not a joke per se, but my bud used to have this bumper sticker on his car:
"My balls slap at 300 fps!"
My mom got such a kick out of that, she snorted when she first saw it.
That was five or six years ago now though.Ryan Shanks
Logic Industries LLCComment
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Classic Thread!
Here's mine:
What's the differance between a plane load of Business men and a plane load of Pro Paintballers?
When the Business men's plane shuts down...the whining stops!
The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
(...but a 'mag helps)
I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
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HAHA!!!Originally posted by DoobieComment
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ive got a good one:
me an dmy friend were talking about guns and he is gonna get a new e-cocker from selling his spyder and some other stuff, like his skateboard:
him: yea the ecocker is so sweet! i have to sell my spyder first though, and then mow many lawns, and sell my skateboard
me: you don't need a skatebord! buy the gun and then get a girlfriend, you can ride her :)
at least i thought it was funny
"Ah yes, I have one of the 32*rebels that I always take to big scenario games. It keeps the truck from rolling if I have to park on a hill." - automikeyComment
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OK, ok...I got one, it's a little modified to fit paintball, but its funny:
THis grandma wants to Join this paintball team and she goes out for try outs,
one of the players takes her to meet the captain.
He looks at her and says "So, you want to join my team, well this isn't a normal team, we are a bunch of badasses....do you smoke?"
and the Grandma says "yeah... like a chimney"
THe captain says "good...Do you drink?"
the grandma looks at him and says "I drink like a fish!"
The captain asks "do you have a gun " the grandma flashes him her custom Dm5
"Hmmm, nice" the captain says "One last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
the grandma looks at him and says "no, but Ive been swung by the nipples!"
alright heres another
Q. Why did the paintballer fall out of the tree?
A. because he was dead.Last edited by abunkerer; 03-23-2005, 04:56 PM.Comment
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no i dont have any jokes.....so stick that in your barrel and shoot it
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laurana(sp?) bobbit needs to stay away from this thread.......Comment
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Haha...thats amazing.Comment
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