Your addicted to paintball if...

[NewMagMan21]

*computer terms can only be related to you through the colorful use of "paintball terminology".
*someone threatens to shoot you and you reply," Put that down I dont have a mask on."

*your "gat" is a .68 caliber
*your school would be a perfect paintball arena.
*you practice your "trigger finger(s)" at work.
*welts are your "battle scars"

I got some now you guys add on to it. It's for one of my classes .If theres something like this let me know.

[Evil1]

If your non-paintballer friends think your nuts for having a marker setup that is worth much more than the car your driving.

If everywhere you go, you think how awesome it would be to play paintball at the places you go.

If all of your neighbors are now used to 3am paintball gun fire when something just has to be tested at that moment.

[nastymag]

you jack your little sisters pink bandana to look agg on the feild

[NewMagMan21]

If your mom can oil your gun just as well as you can.

If your paint bill is higher than your insurance.

If your cat takes hits better than your dad. (Just kidding... thats not cool)

Keep them coming guys I need like 100 or so.

[AGDlover]

If you pets are afraid of you and your paintball gun because you ran around the house dryfireing it at them. (note thats actualy true)

[NewMagMan21]

Heh I (dry firing) bunker my cat. One time it wizzed itself (I wish I could cuss)
Seriously though there was a small puddle. I havent done it since... and never will

[master_alexander]

you got everyone addicted to paintball on your block including your best friends mom's cuosins former roommate who happens to be your dad. lol

if you think to die is a paintball brand (it is, check the spelling)

if you spend more time with paintball than talking to people

if your fingers were life size then they would run a 23 sec. 1/4 mile

everyone else took my other ones...

o well!

[NewMagMan21]

If your little sister can outplay your friends

If you can watch action movies without yelling "Check him ref!" after someone get shot and limps away.

If you think the army is after your fingers.

If your fingers diss on fingerboarders. (heh Ilike that one )

Im pretty much tapped now But I'll have more coming. Keep going guys these are funny... (to me)

[mcdkid]

when you can tell people that you mom wakes you up by jabing you with a broom stick really hard. (my friend did that while getting a physical) lol

[Rather]

When you only care if you meet famous people then gog them.

[Automaggot68]

Or when you dont do a search and there's already a big thread on these lines.

[aovboy]

Oh, I used to have a big list around here somewhere...I need to find it. One sec...

Okay. It's kinda old, and some local inside jokes are in there, but...it's decent.

I got bored today, and generated a cool list. How many do you apply to?

You might be a Paintballer if...

You say "This is my Boomstick,"...often.

Hitting other guys with your balls is fun.

You yell "Paintcheck!" when thumped.

You could send all your spare barrel plugs back to Brass Eagle, and get enough refund to afford another Revvy.

2lbs. is too heavy for a marker.

"Mouse click" triggers don't cut it any more.

You enjoy the taste of paint.

The JT Headshield isn't cool.

You spend more on paint than on car insurance.

Duct tape still works.

Shooting people with your Timmy doesn't seem the least bit homoerotic.

When folks ask what you are hunting, you say "People," (Props to Ken )

You eat Ramen Noodles for a month to afford the new hopper.

If it weren't for rechargeable batteries, you'd starve.

You fit in the woods better than a "leafy-bug".

People ID you by your mask, not your face.

FPS means more than First Person Shooter.

Instinctivly, while walking into the woods, you yell "Goggles on!"

Only by playing with a pump could you regain your love life.

You shoot dry.

You think of locations as paintball fields, like the office, or some historical monument.

Noone wants to play renegade ball with you anymore.

A barrel extension for a Stroker is more than a perverted idea.

You took sides during the Palmer/Orr dispute.

You've played with a Blade '02.

You eliminated someone with a Blade '02. (Just gogged Dwight today in the backyard )

You stopped buying Squadbusters after the first one.

Welts and bruises go ignored.

JT+VL+BE+WGP=K2

The last one is more than a bunch of variables to you.

You got carpal tunnel syndrome from walking the trigger.

You think Rob Rubin is funny.

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are the lone reasons you get up in the mornings.

You have the archives of TWB and Weekend Warriors stored in PDF format on your computer.

Turtled Cocker is more than two random words.

The "Bunk'd" video gave you a massive seizure.

You've more invested in your paintball equipment than you do your car.

Gogged is a word.

You took a shop class, just so you could mill your marker.

You stopped caring about Smart Part's patents.

You got a 3rd nipple last Saturday.

You can Fly. Angel Fly.

< 50psi is no longer sarcasm.

You've got Goggleflauge, camo boxers...heck, you had the orthodontist clearcoat your braces and put olive green bands in.

You tap two fingers on the desk when you get bored.

The 6+8 can't support your shooting.

You have a nickname.

When loud noises occur, such as a car backfiring, you hit the ground.

You know how many years Pursuit Marketing, Inc. has been around.

You know what WDP stands for.

You know what AoV stands for.

You don't like getting shot in the mask.

You can actually trace the origin of the Autococker.

You know the Dynasty roster like the months of the year.

You wear a trench coat to the field, but not to look cool.

You use the analogy "When Legacy wins an NXL event..."

You still have your PMI-III/VM-68. (Or any parts for that matter *coughTaggstorecough*)

The name "Gardner" sends chills up your spine.

You still love Ebay.

Contemplation between Red, Pink, and Blue Gatorade is hard.

You take saplings as bunkers.

You twitch when you hear "I want an 18" barrel"

You want a Nel-spot.

You keep old cases of paint in a wine celler.

You have a box of RPS from '92 down there.

You traded your Palm for the new LCD E-frame...heck, who doesn't want to play Solitare as they get bunkered?

You've owned an old Illustrator.

You take a PT Extreme on an airball field.

Electro-pneumag means something to you.

You read all this.

You typed all this.

I bet some of you can relate to some of this. I'll do some more later, if you think it's worth a few minutes of your time.

[B.A.M.]

If you sit at home on your bed shaking untill you get one more shot.

if you can disassemble your gun in under 2 mins.

[MedicDVG]

• You can tell the different types of paint just from the taste of the spray through your mask...
  
  
  
• You would run in a burning building to save your marker, but not your familiy...
  
  
  
• You wear your gear around the house...
  
  
  
• Every time a box arrives via UPS/USPS/FED EX your wife just looks at you and says "now what did you buy?"
  
  
  
• You spend more on Pb stuff then the GNP of some of the bannana reuplic states...
  
  
  
• any of these lame jokes even remotely tickly your funny bone...
  

[Korrosion]

If you sell a kidney to buy paint.
Your gear is insured for more then your car.
When you put your gear in your car it doubles in value. (the car)
You have more guns then friends.
Your guns ARE your friends.
You had to hitch hike to the field so you could buy paint.
You've done the 200 ball challenge, twice.
If you know the animation frames of the bananna man and draw them in class .
You look at this smile and think, wow thats shooting slow .
You dont measure rof in bps but in $/min.