Your addicted to paintball if...

[NITH]

You have a framed picture on the wall with busted o-rings. (this one is from world cup 03, d-day 04)

FBI has you listed as an airsmith because you opened your garage door one day and everyone on your street reported you for owning an arsonal.

You take long road trips and jump up every one in a while to point out a good ravine in which to play woodsball.

You have more markers then real firearms.

You know more about your markers then your real firearms.

The PDF files of paintball info rival the illegally downloaded music on your PC.

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I just came up with these on the spot. Don't laugh, I just looked around my room.

[Echo419]

you jack your little sisters pink bandana to look agg on the feild

Thats so awesome...

If you judge stuff before you buy it, on the likely hood that it might fall out of your Proto Pants

[slade]

ok i havent read the whole thread yet, but...

if you are holding your marker now... extra points if youre currently walking it.

if you spend more time on pb forums/with your gun/at the field than you do with your friends.

if you know the names of movies in which pb markers were used for special effects

if someone says "condom" and you think of paintball

if you know how to tune guns you dont have

if you have friends you met through paintballing

if you have met people who play because you recognized their clothes

if you have a paintball club

if you have thought seriously about petitioning your school for a paintball field

if half of your jokes are paintball jokes

[Thunder Bunny]

I posted this on PBN, here it is again.

When you dryfire so much your dog is used to it (doesn't run out of the room)
When the refs know you by name and what kinds of guns you have
When you have so many guns you have to name them all so others know exactly which ones you're talking about
When you buy a gun just to have it
You have more than a dozen guns
You write poems or haikus about paintball
People at school think you dye your hair when it is really just paint stained
You show off your welts
You take pictures of your welts
You know which brand of paint each one of your guns shoots best
You bought a Co2 tank because it matched your gun
You buy a new gun and get some new upgrades before using it.
You know you have to fix your car so you can drive to the paintball field
You are a member of 4 or more pb boards
You go to the pb store just to browse
You go to play and spend the whole day teching other people's guns
You think about installing cameras on the field so you can watch the replay and point out mistakes you and your friends made
When your dog chews on a paint grenade and pops it in your room
When you know old school guns
You bought old school guns when they were new
Youve been playing for ten years or more
You find shell fragments in your house.
You ref just for free field entry
You have to load your gear on a wagon to move it to the field.


Between me and my brother all these are true.

[warbeak2099]

You can't pay attention in Physics class because you're too busy trying to figure out mathematically how paint to barrel match affects your velocity, range, and groupings.

[Echo419]

If you have ur browser set to refresh this page every 15 seconds.

[sabrefanpc]

If you can talk about a 12" barrel, lube, and condoms without thinking about thinking about your significant other

[germanman]

If you wear your pants/jersey to school/work.
If you've ever petitioned to have a schoolwide paintball team.
If you've tattoed your favorite paintball companies insiqnia on your back.
AND....
If the taste of paint doesn't bother you anymore.

[Creative Mayhem]

If your non-paintballer friends think your nuts for having a marker setup that is worth much more than the car your driving.

OR more to the point, several different full setups each worth more than your car.

[AGDlover]

When you memorised the serial # to all your paintball parts.
(note i know all mine)

[Pyroboy597]

When you pick up your mouse and practive walking it so you can get better at this game http://www.planeteclipse.com/ego/def...swf=EgoBps.swf

[AGDlover]

my highest is rof 25

[NewMagMan21]

25 w/o spacebar???

Lol when you use the Ego game to pass the time.

EDIT: Ive played that game so much my finger speed went up by 5 bps LOL

[bleachit]

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=74521&highlight=obsessed+paintball

a few more here....

[PBX Ronin 23]

1. When you air-walk your fingers while you're driving on the highway.
2. When snapping out of a corner while walking through a mall is a natural thing to do.
3. When you get emotionally irritable if you don't get to play at least once a week.
4. When you obsess about a game you played 3 weeks ago and it's still vivid in your mind.
5. When you think your fathers' first names are Tom, Bud, Glen, Jerry, Hayes and Bob.