Your addicted to paintball if...

[SAW]

I'm a lost cause. Completely and utterly hopeless.

[rabidchihauhau]

when you have to stay involved because its where your paycheck comes from.....

[Smileatom88]

You guys are crazy funny.

[captian pinky]

when u run down the hall in ur house slide behind the couch and snap shot and dry fire and your mom yells your name and says outside


when you pull out a issue of apg and everyone in your studyhall sighs

when your study hall teacher asks you why you have been reading the same issue for 3 days stright you respond i just started reading it

we you run by your best friend and say you got bunkered

when you talk to someone and you start saying bps fps stiffi cockers angels and mags and they go i here you your teacher asks you to step outside to ask you to not say inopropreate things in class

[Gambit1106]

• ....
• Every time a box arrives via UPS/USPS/FED EX your wife just looks at you and says "now what did you buy?"
  ...

This is so true!!!!

But you also forgot to add that when the UPS guy shows up you run the box to the basement before your wife can see it came.

When you go to play paintball instead of going to your wedding shower.

When you show up at your wedding shower still in some of your gear to pick up the gifts.

Oh and when you do this to your daughter:

[gc82000]

When you think nothing wrong about putting Love Juice in your Angel.

[electriceel125]

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when you talk to someone and you start saying bps fps stiffi cockers angels and mags and they go i here you your teacher asks you to step outside to ask you to not say inopropreate things in class


My teachers now consider them "normal" words.

I really should go cry because most of these are true.

[needtosale]

when a 10 inch barrel is considered short mine is 14 and has 2 pieces with flames milled into it
me and electriceel go to the same school and were friends i believe him when he says that his teacher consider this normal talk but hey so do mine

i like the banana

[master_alexander]

if your mom bought you a book shelf for your room and you put all your gear on it instead of the closet and all your books in the closet.

you spent 3 hours perfectly balincing your gun.

you say "i have a condom in my pocket from yesterday" and everyone goes eeewww. you forgot you were at school, but lost in a daydream.

you own more gear than games of chess

more to come!

[psychoreaper_666]

you might be adicted to paintball if:
-you use AO
-your favorites list incudes: 888paintball, pbgear.com, AO, PBNation, pbreview, etc, etc, etc..
-your girlfriend says she wants to see your cocker and you dont even think about sex
-your biggest decision of the week is whether to pay the rent or buy paint
-you can tear your gun apart while blindfolded (bonus points if you can put it back together!)

more soon...

[germanman]

If you think of speedball as something OTHER than a mixture of drugs.

If you missed your friends rocking bachelor party for a tournament.

If half your yearly income goes torwards paintball.

[needtosale]

paint ball is like sex when its good its really good and when its bad its still pretty damn good

[sabrefanpc]

when your girlfriends question "are you gonna sleep with that gun or me?" doesnt imediatly have an answer.

or it does...

[slade]

this one just happened to me

if your friend mentions the matrix and you immediately think of the marker, not the movie.

[slade]

if it doesnt seem at all disturbing when a 30 year old guy you met online offers to show you pics of his stiffi.

these are all from today :
if your friend gets a new marker (which youve never had/shot etc.) and you know more about it and adjusting it than he does.

if your friend points a spraybottle at you and the first thing you think is "i dont have a mask on!!"

if you skip lunch so you'll have enough money for paint the next time youre going... which happens to be in a few days.

if 3 people one after another ask you "is that a space frame on a mag?!" to which you have to explain that its a mech vert frame modeled after an angel frame... and then one person comes up to you and says "hey nice mag, is that a logic frame?"... then you know you've met a fellow AOer . (credit goes to Alpha)