shot in the tip of my d*ck. pissed blood for the rest of the day.
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That's a gross visual.Originally posted by Buckyshot in the tip of my d*ck. pissed blood for the rest of the day.
My friend was playing night paintball...got shot there...instictively covered it with his hand...got hit on the back of the hand...pulled his hand away instintively...got shot there again. He really needs to invest in a cup.
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Been there, done that... minus the blood. I guess us Canucks have tougher skinOriginally posted by Buckyshot in the tip of my d*ck. pissed blood for the rest of the day.
I actually have 3 bad hits...
1) Tip of the D*ck
2) funny bone, killed all feeling in my hand for a day and made me drop my VM68 and snap the barrel off
3) adams apple, hurt like hell and had trouble swallowing for a little while.
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the worst hit i ve ever had never actually touched me .... it got the hornets nest above and i got the bejesus stung out of me. the worst i've ever hit anyone was playing rec ball and i shot a friend who was trying to climb over a log ... it hit him square in the anus he literially got a a paintball enema. He told me it burned all day long and that he had neon green poop later that day (remember that old gator black paint RP scherer used to make , black shell green fill?)
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What!
You and your friend need to stop playing in the nude...that's gross...unless she's hot...but don't shoot her in the butt man...shoot yourself and tell her she got ya...then just go chill out all naked in the van...unless your friend is not a hot chick...in which case back to my original position of, stop playing paintball in the nude.Originally posted by Coralisthe worst hit i ve ever had never actually touched me .... it got the hornets nest above and i got the bejesus stung out of me. the worst i've ever hit anyone was playing rec ball and i shot a friend who was trying to climb over a log ... it hit him square in the anus he literially got a a paintball enema. He told me it burned all day long and that he had neon green poop later that day (remember that old gator black paint RP scherer used to make , black shell green fill?)
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Accidentally did that to one of my friends. Was his fault for not knowing where i was and running so high when i was shooting low.Originally posted by Buckyshot in the tip of my d*ck. pissed blood for the rest of the day.
As for my worst hit i'd say in the top of the head in the snake, guy came out of nowhere and gave me one on the head one on the shoulder and one further down my back. I think he popped over a brick is what happened but i still never figured it out, head was hurting too much to do so.
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key word:Originally posted by AslanYou and your friend need to stop playing in the nude...that's gross...unless she's hot...but don't shoot her in the butt man...shoot yourself and tell her she got ya...then just go chill out all naked in the van...unless your friend is not a hot chick...in which case back to my original position of, stop playing paintball in the nude.

Originally posted by Coralishim
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This my back at biggame in racine wisconsin. Thats mr tom kaye pointing at my back.
Thats me after springing out and owning 5 fools, who at the time were yelling "Were white, where on your team!" as I hid my blue armband

There was a nice picture from the side showing how raised the bumps were. It was pretty sick.
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One of the first times I played with my own gun It was in a speed ball field we set up behind a friend of mines house, anyways we played 365 days a year so it was a nice freezing december day and I was tromping threw the snow to bunker a kid and I got three spats of liquide CO2 wonder one on my lower arm and two on my stomach I still have the scars on my stomach like 7 years laterGirls are no substatute of paintball
Murphy's law of paintball: If it jams force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyways
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I've never had a really bad hit, worst I've had is two shots point blank on the inner thigh. One began bleeding very badly and 3 or 4 years later i still have a cool looking circular scar. It was dangerously close to being much, much, much worse.
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