Some Facts About Tom

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  • Ninjeff
    it only takes one.
    • Jan 2007
    • 1205

    #16


    Thats........CLASSIC!


    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

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    • ProblemKinder
      Colossians 3:8
      • Aug 2006
      • 861

      #17
      did you know Tom has been dead for 10 years? the grim reaper's afraid to tell him about it.

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      • BigEvil
        www.BigEvilOnline.com

        • Feb 2005
        • 9333

        #18
        HAHAHA best thread around here since Rudz officially went insane and we stopped abusing DOn Miguel.

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        • SummaryJudgement
          Selling stuff, good stuff.
          • Aug 2004
          • 1944

          #19
          6 is by far my most favorite. I needed a good laugh today

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          • kiltedpainter
            Registered User
            • Dec 2006
            • 21

            #20
            Tom Kaye built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, TK met all three bullets with his mustache, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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            • Pneumagger
              I like 'Mags.

              • Jun 2006
              • 3556

              #21
              Every time a manufacturer rifles a barrel, Tom kills a kitten.

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              • bleachit
                Conturbo et Ledo
                • May 2003
                • 1410

                #22
                every time someone buys a rifled paintball barrel, Tom kills an elf.
                "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                AGD

                "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                Blackweenie

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                • Automagsam
                  www.theburkepost.com
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 345

                  #23
                  Tom is developing a telescope to see out of our galaxy so he can see all the people him and his mustache have killed.

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                  • Swampy
                    Shrub Hunter
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 884

                    #24
                    Tom goes over to the middle east and the violence stops.
                    This space for rent.

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                    • cyberave68
                      www.BigEvilOnline.com
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1084

                      #25
                      Originally posted by mag_lover05
                      ...all chuck norris rip offs

                      /lame
                      Yea so what its still sunny stuff. I got a good laugh out of them and some of the ones that followed..

                      Even MR. AGD himself got a good laugh out of it....
                      Zero Gravity Customs

                      Play hard or go home......
                      My feedback
                      http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=129891

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                      • p8ntbal4me
                        No more UTBs!
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2560

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Cow hunter
                        Good stuff, even if they are mostly chuck norris facts


                        that was my favorite one

                        Cause you know we all pictured a Tom Kaye with a classic valve in his hand, raising an eye brow! LOL

                        Valves know whats up when TK throws the mustash in play,... the chuffing will stop.

                        With,... or without the lube!
                        _______________________
                        Jai "P8ntbal4me" Menard

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                        • p8ntbal4me
                          No more UTBs!
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 2560

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Swampy
                          Here you go.

                          Dude look at that thing!!

                          It looks like the rough edge wire wheel off my Dewalt handheld!
                          _______________________
                          Jai "P8ntbal4me" Menard

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                          • SR_matt
                            Santa Sucks
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1072

                            #28
                            TK can make Dave Cilio cry.

                            -matt

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                            • kruger
                              KRUGER GRIPS

                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1915

                              #29
                              Tom K. has counted to infinity, twice.
                              WOW, sigs. Havent seen these in a while here on AO.

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                              • Tracker
                                some dude at random
                                • May 2003
                                • 279

                                #30
                                Originally posted by mag_lover05
                                ...all chuck norris rip offs



                                /lame


                                tom kaye didnt think so



                                Originally posted by AGD
                                Oh my GOD I am dying!!! LOL!!

                                Good one!

                                AGD

                                Tracker

                                WOW thats a really nice marker.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

                                i own XT00205
                                and FL10239
                                and a few others

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