Some Facts About Tom

[warbeak2099]

Or she has a clipping from TK's 'stache. Tis good luck!

Tom Kaye's stash is made of adamantium... sheesh

[Desega]

I'm sowwy.

[Mike Smith]

And yet.... Tom was beaten mercilessly in Shatnerball I & II. He finally wised up and shamelessly bribed a few Texas teams to be on his side for III. The rest of the Texans had to join up with Tom, thus insuring his mighty victory over Shatner! { We can fight amoungst ourselves in Texas, but outside of Texas we fight as a group!}

[Miscue]

These claims... are all understated.

[Jimmykaboots]

TI Valves are not the most rare, the valves with a single piece of Tom's mustache embedded inside are.

[Lumberjack]

The Holy Grail is holy only due to the fact that is is holding trace ammounts of TKs 'stash.

[Desega]

I heard that TK once made a super-paintball that had a single 'stache hair in each ball, but had to recall it because markers couldn't handle its power.

[MaD_SaM]

Oh man I just fell out of my chair reading some of these.

[geekwarrior]

TK destroyed the periodic table, saying TK only recognizes the element of surprise.
TK beat a wall at tennis.
Tom once murdered a man with his balls that why it is known as T-bagging
TK can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

/borrowed

[snoopay700]

I don't know what made me think of this thread, but i came up with a knock off one

Tom Kaye does not have an upper lip, behind his mustache there is only the ultimate mag, and even Tom can't explain how it works.

String theory is actually about how everything in the universe is made up of vibrating shavings of Tom's mustache.

The first atomic bomb was actually made simply from harnessing the sheer power from Tom's stache.

Tom's mustache actually holds the cure to cancer and aids, it's a shame that no one can cut any of it off.


i just thought it'd be fun to start this up again, so sorry if i've made anyone mad.