Some Facts About Tom

[Lenny]

Tom Kaye > Chuck Norris + infinity

[Speedballer666]

When Tom Kaye jumps in the ocean, Tom Kaye doesnt get wet, the ocean gets Tom Kaye.

[Badmovies.org]

3) When you send your malfunctioning valve to AGD, Tom Kaye simply stares it down until the valve works again out of respect. Now that Tom Kaye is no longer at AGD, they merely show the valve a picture of Tom Kaye to achieve the same result.

The one above is my favorite. The dinosaur bit was also darn funny.

One to add is the following:

Any paintball touched by Tom Kaye's breath will become perfectly round and exactly .688 in diameter.

[Pzippy]

I got a good laugh at numero uno.

[FLUNKN]

James Hale invented the first paintball gun... Tom Kaye invented James Hale.

[Smoothice]

The Boogie Man checks his closet for Tom Kaye before going to bed.

[Smoothice]

Tom Kaye > Chuck Norris + infinity

Well if anyone wants to play 6 degrees of Chuck Norris.

I cleaned Chuck Norris's ex-mother-in-laws carpets.

I'm practically famous.

[mobsterboy]

Well if anyone wants to play 6 degrees of Chuck Norris.

I cleaned Chuck Norris's ex-mother-in-laws carpets.

I'm practically famous.

I'll almost give you a cookie

[Desega]

Tom Kaye has the best poker face of anyone alive. It helped him win the world series despite the fact that he was holding a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a two of hearts, a seven of spades, and a green #4 uno card.

Tom Kaye can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A cobra once bit Tom Kaye's leg. After three days of terrible pain, the cobra died.

[RRfireblade]

When God sneezes he says Tom bless me.

[Lenny]

When God said "Let there be light!" Tom Kaye said, "Say please!"

[warbeak2099]

If a tree fell in a forest and no one was there to see it, Tom Kaye would kill a domokun.

[Lumberjack]

The fabric of time is held together with strands of TK's 'stash.

[Thordic]

Well if anyone wants to play 6 degrees of Chuck Norris.

I cleaned Chuck Norris's ex-mother-in-laws carpets.

I'm practically famous.

Surviving an encounter with Chuck Norris is impossible. The fact his ex-mother in law is still living means she must be made out of adamantium.

[Desega]

Or she has a clipping from TK's 'stache. Tis good luck!