Joke Thread

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by HoppysMag
A good friend will bail you out of jail. while your best friend will be siting next to you goin That was F-ing AWSOME!!!! "

thats great. i almost wet myself

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I have some awesome Jokes, but they are too dirty and will be deleted in seconds...

[paintballrulzs]

why did 1 monkey fall out of a tree?

he died

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

peer pressure

[Mossman]

Some terrible ones:
Q: Why do Pedophiles love Halloween?
A: Free delivery.

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?
A: Another parish.
(I'm from Boston, this one hits close to home )

A man can't figure out what's wrong with his wife so he takes her to a doctor. After examining her, the doctor tells the guy, "It could be one of two things, Alzheimers Disease or AIDS, the symptoms are very similar." The man looks puzzled, and the doctor says, "This is what you need to do. Take her far out into the woods and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't *bleep* her."


Sorry, those are pretty terrible, but they are funny

[paintballrulzs]

A man is waiting in the waiting room in the hospital to hear the status of his wife. The doctor comes out and says well we have good and bad news. He says the bad news is that she is paralyzed and will never be able to walk again. you will have to do eveything for her. And the man says and the good news is?. The doctor replies, "No, I'm just kidding shes dead"