Stanley Cup Playoffs 2002

[pntblr2k]

that is one good joke

yes it is..... i like it very well

[RoadDawg]

I've been outta the loop for a bit. How are the series coming out. I was out camping and out visiting and stuff.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by StuDawggie



Hey shooter, You sound like a detroit fan during the Vancouver series when the crowd was chanting shoot the puck. You Av fans may want to try that. Sure as hell could hurt your team, to try a shot. What were the final shots on goal totals? oh that's right 42-21 Detroit.

Yeah I know it's killing me. It's like they get into this mode where they'll only try to set up the perfect play. The refuse to throw a puck at the net when a shooting lane is open if it's not "perfect". Gotta at least try for ugly goals.

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by pntblr2k
heres a joke for you all dudes


A Red Wings fan, An Avs fan and a Devils fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, and the Sheik decided they could only be released after
receiving 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Wings fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. He had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Devils fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Devils fan out crying like a little girl. The Avs fan was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in history, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal hockey fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes," the Avs fan replies. "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave, "the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Wings fan to my back."

Wow that's original.

[RoadDawg]

Well I'm a believer now. After watching the Hurricanes eliminate the leafs today I'm convinced that the canes have a great chance of winning the cup. I'm still hoping the wings come back and win the next two games. Have to wait til tomorrow to find out.

[Thordic]

Ive been sayin to watch out for the 'Canes since the start of the playoffs. No one believed me

[RoadDawg]

WINGS WIN! Got to wait til Friday now.

[RoadDawg]

Wings win big! Now it is all set. Carolina vs Detroit. Should be a good series. I hope it at least stays close.

[wyn1370]

yep, gotta give it to the Avs for such a great game on friday. Everybody sing it with me
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
hey hey hey
WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA

[pntblr2k]

Originally posted by wyn1370

Wow that's original.

YOUR ORIGINAL YOU FREAK!!!!!!

[pntblr2k]

i hope the "canes", if you will, win the cup but i know detroit will eastern cnference has nothin to offer in the hockey department,meaning no good teems in eastern

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by pntblr2k



YOUR ORIGINAL YOU FREAK!!!!!!

hmm, do I sense flames?
if you look above you'll notice I posted the same joke, only the way it was supposed to be told.
and it's you're not your

[RoadDawg]

I'm thinking the Canes if they play tough and disciplined will beat the Wings. I still got my bet on the Wings though. Hope it ends up being good.

[StuDawggie]

Did anyone har what the odds makers in vegas are saying about the series???

If you haven't heard, if you bet 100 on the canes you'll win 750, if you bet 750 on the wings you'll win 100... hmm who do you think the odds makers in vegas think will win the cup?

[RoadDawg]

Wings... I'd take the Canes to win game one though... Just for the fun of it.