How many AOers have something seriouslly wrong with them?

[wingman898]

Broke Wingle enters the room:

3rd degree burns on left side of face with 2nd degree burns on right side caused from explosion accident.

Acute tendonitis/bursitis in the following: left elbow, both shoulders, hips(I think)

Boxers fractures in every finger on my right hand and a boxers fracture in the pinckie finger of my left hand.

torn cartillege w/ floating bodies in my left knee.

lower back dammage due to football(mostly musculature problem..my back is far too strong which causes severe back spasms)

The fascette(sp) joints which potrude from the posterior of the spinal cord are degenerating in my lower back due to ^^
(basically the strength of my back muscles cause a large increase in the curvature ofthe spine, causing the joints to press on one another and rub themselves away.)

Been struck over the left eye twice(in the eyebrow). Once with a boulder which caused me to need 20 stitches. Once with a loadbinder which caused me to need 12 stitches.

Severe nerve dammage in my right hand which causes me to have no feeling in my right fist....countless dislocations to the knuckles in this fist as well.

2 diseases in my left knee and one in my right. I can't remember the names though. They basically cause erratic pain and swelling.....my knees act like a barrometer and warn me when cold, wet weather is approaching.

Tore every ligament and tendon in my left forearm during a football game.

was caught in the left eyelid with a fishhook while I was standing behind my brother when we were fishing......he cast, caught my eye, though he got stuck in a tree and begun pulling on me thinking he could free his line...tore right though my eyelid.

Had my face ripped off during my brother's birthday. I was skateboarding on my stomach down a hill when the road caught my forehead and forced my chin under the board.....paints a gruesome picture.

[Ov3rmind]

Accidents:
-Broke right wrist 3 times.
-Broke left wrist once.
-Peice of wood got shoved under one of my fingernails and nearly took it off.
Weird quirks:
-Both of my big toes toe nails curve into my toe (Different than an ingrown toe nail, as in they will always grow like that). I've gone for a while without cutting 'em and my toes started bleeding all over.
-My right heel is very sensitive. I can't land on it too hard without hurting it pretty bad. It takes a few months for it to heel after one incident too.

[joeyjoe367]

I'm very very lazy, and I don't know what to do with my life, as in a career. Sometimes I get pretty depressed about it when I have to think about what i'm going to do for college, etc...

I've just graduated high-school, so i guess It might be typical.

I'm also very un-athletic. I'm 5'10" and weigh 125 pounds.

I would lift weights, but... refer to the first problem

[SyntaxError]

a weak left ankle...thats pretty much it

[wingman898]

I told my girlfriend that she had better understand that if we stay together she'll be a widow by the time she's 50. The rate I'm goin, she'll be pushin me around in a wheelchair long before that.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally posted by joeyjoe367
I'm very very lazy...

...I'm also very un-athletic. I'm 5'10" and weigh 125 pounds.

I would lift weights, but... refer to the first problem

He he, me too, except I am 5'10" and weigh 130.

I broke my right ankle, have had a concusion (sp?), gotten 20 (or so) stiches, and whenever I stand up too fast all I can see is white light a couple seconds later.

I am also very shy. That combined with my first problem results in me never having a girl friend and I'm 15, almost 16. How pathetic, I'm going to go eat something now.

[Telefragged]

Mommy, the Devil's talking to me!

Do psychological disorders count
Yes, I am, horribly paranoid, I don't think there's anything "wrong" with me as far as medicine is concerned, but I scare myself thinking sometimes. <-- No joke, I actually do, and I'm not kidding either when I say I think I know either little about the world, or far too much about actuality. I freaked myself out for a week or so thinking about what "heaven" and "reality" could be... and I came up with some kinda scary propositions that I won't discuss...

My left ear has no fold in the upper section which causes it to stick out slightly farther than the right one... I'm a mutant!

BTW, I think I'm over-interpretive, as in I question existence itself and analyze things far to much. I can't speak of having horrific injury lists, but I can account for some of the "insanity" portion over here at AO.

Oh yeah, and when I was in 3rd grade I got a "Supracondolar" Fracture in my right arm. Less than a millimeter down and my elbow would've been shattered and useless...

[InfinatyBPS]

Oh ya, I am depressed alot if you consider that to be a problem, everyone says oh you are sick you need medicine... Life sucks and I should be happy?
I never tell anyone at hospitols or anything and my mom thinks i just want attention and tells me to leave her alone that I'm depressing her
So ya, I am depressed alot, most people will probably think that I am sick, but whatever...
And just to give you an example of the seriousity(is that even a word?), I wouldn't care if I died right now, not that I'm going to kill myself, im not stupid, I want to see how the story of my life is going to turn out(and I don't want to goto hell) but if someone came up to me and was bout to shoot me, id say "Oh crap!!! I think I left my water running... oh well."

[ezrunner]

ankle, knee, shoulder, wrist, back

Wow, I feel pretty good after
reading all those.

Let's see,
My mom has 2 ankle joints in
each foot, so when my left
foot tried to turn some
cartilidge into an extra joint
that got cut out.....

My right ankle is sorta week.

My knees suffered a stretched
meniscus in High School from
bad form weightlifting.

I stretched my rotator cuffs
doing too much bench press and
not enought back work ( 260lbs
@ 15 yrs old isn't good ).
Then a few years of kayaking
led to many shoulder dislocations.

It got to the point they would
fall out of joint at night, and
let me tell you that is a bad
way to wake up.

I took a year and a half of
no weights, no kayaking,
no nothing and let them
heal properly. Gained 15lbs
and still have 5 of it following me.


I broke my right wrist and
it still bothers me at weird times.

I have a weird vertebrate
problem and sometimes it just
shoots some pain out for no
real reason.

I am in decent shape and this
stuff doesn't bother me 98% of
the time.

-rob

[personman]

The only thing I can think of thats wrong with me is uh..
I have this bandaid shaped mark on my chin from stitches(not sure what its from), I've grown alot so Im not sure if its as visable as it was maby 2 years ago. I havent really noticed it lately..
I twisted my wrist being a dumbass and jumping down a box that was really narrow and tall and landing on my wrist in 1st grade..
thats about all.. Last night I had a really wierd dream.. I cut open a slice in my forehead in the shape of a circle but the skin was still hanging on somehow.. I dont get it.. lol

[sniper1rfa]

i have 65* kyphosis. my back is a question mark when looking at me from the side ( well, not quite) and my parents and shrink say im depressed (actually, im just real lazy, im not sad or anything, and if something fun comes up, i do it).
the tendond on the bottom of my left foot stops working when it gets wet and worked for awhile. makes it hard to walk.

[$pam]

I'm diabetic.

[slushee]

I'm border-line retarded



(sometimes feel that way after drinking what others say as ,'waaaaaaaaaay too much')

[tranman]

Hahahah Jay we know you're borderline retarded sometimes, you must drink a lot though, you thought i was kidding when i said it was saturday when i called you yesterday.