FARTS: Everything you ever wanted to know...

[Jack & Coke]

"MORNING THUNDER"

would be a great screen name!

[SlipknotX556]

Yes it would be a great screen name.

[CasingBill]

fire fart

I hope this link wasn't posted already....Nothing like lighting yourself on fire
click here

[Jack & Coke]

From: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...162517-5833555

Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart
by Jim Dawson (Introduction)

[Quickling]

Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart

Imagin trying to get that book published....

"Hello. Cornell University Press. How can I help you?"

"m.. yes, I have anthropogical work I would like to get published.."

"Ok sir, let me just take down some details. First what is the book about?"

"Um.. farts."

"FARTS?! Is this some kind of joke sir?!"

"No.. farts are a serious subject of interest to me, and I belive me ethnographic data will make a valueble contarbution to the human knowledge base, as well as your publishing comapny."

"Ethnograhpic data?..."

"Yes, I traveled the world, recording peoples farts...."

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