Your Perfect Girl?

[Gotenks]

What is your ideal perfect girl? I'm a little bored, and it's a relief to get so many projects at school finally finished.

Mine... well...

She has to have morals and be responsible, and have goals in life. Like want to go to college, have a profession she's after.

She has to be good, like if she found a wallet with $500, I wouldn't want her going to the mall and spending it, I would want a girl that would return it to the owner.

Close to my height (I'm 5'11")Long brown, STRAIGHT hair (I hate curly/wavy hair) and eye color... either green or brown. She has to have a bit of meat, thick, don't like the skinny, needs to have some meat on those bones like J-Lo and Britney Spears.

I don't care if she doesnt play paintball... but she has to have an interest in cars Oh yeah and she has to be able to beat me in a breakdancing battle. And she must listen to hip-hop, and wear Adidas(or Pumas)

Well sorry if a thread like this has been made before, but we can all post our ideal girls, in all hopes we'll find her someday, maybe even on Valentine's day :o

[Jack_Dubious]

In the immortal words of some ancient philosopher....

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung.."

hehe...j/k

I like girls with big boobs.


JDub

[Collegeboy]

I don't know, but when I find her, I will tell you.

[El Gallo Negro]

I found the girl of my dreams.... She has low standards

[Python14]

Well, I'll probably get yelled at for this but...heres mine.

Physically..
A little shorter than me. long dark hair. Blue Eyes. Big full lips. Nice skin tone, but not Kentucky fried. Nice breasts(Handful of Honey). Not bony, a little soft spot here and there is nice. Nice lower end, not a pedistal, but not as straight(and flatreared) hs a tree.

Mental..
Intelligent, but not necisarily a genious. Enjoys reading, but isn't into the library. Enjoys a large field of music, but hates Dave Matthews and Jam bands and Led Zepplin(like yours truely). Doesn't mind a good pointless, plotless, mind numbing comedy movie( Anything Adam Sandler) but still can giggle when she reads Farside(that goes with intelligence). Doesn't mind randomness, cuz God knows she's gonna get it.

Interests..
Enjoys the outdoors, but still believes in deodorant. Doesn't mind the a visit to the big city, but hates to live there. Wants a family, but doesn't require one. PAINTBALL! Atlease likes cars, and appriciates a classic Mustang but doesn't doubt the fun of a VW Golf(or Passat Wagon). Can clean, but doesn't like it. Enjoys making love. Knows how to speed shift. Likes Nascar. Slightly redneckish, but still has all her teeth. Dancing. Snakes(A must)and lizards . Dogs. Right-wing, but not ridankulous(sic). Runs/Jogs. Sleeps in on Saturdays but can still wake up early too if we are leaving early to beat the morning rush. Likes Eastern architecture and food. Likes Black Sabbath and knows that even in thier weaker hours, we still 10 times better than Led Zepplin.

Understands..
Understands that I need my space and time(gosh durn introvertism). Understands if I don't feel like talking. Understands I still love her, even if I say something I shouldn't have. Understands I want the best for my children(which I hope is a common hope). Understands I am religious, if she isn't, that's fine. Understands I don't know what shes thinking, and never will. Understands me, and understands that I try my best to understand her.


That's alot, but I think there is someone who might match that description somewhere in this world.

[cheetah256]

heh...i think i've got her right now ^_^

she plays paintball, watches anime with me, enjoys monty python, and comes in while i'm working to cheer me up : )

[Smitty2k1]

Heh heres mine

-Doesnt smoke
-Isnt slutty
-Does drink (Ok... so Im NOT underage )
-Good enough looking
-Shorter than me
-Really bright blonde hair
-Plays a sport
-DOESNT like rap

But as they say, beggars cant be choosers.

Only biggie is no smoking, and isnt too obsessed with pop-culture.

[Jack_Dubious]

Originally posted by Python14
Likes Black Sabbath and knows that even in thier weaker hours, we still 10 times better than Led Zepplin.

best thing ive read all day


JDub

[InfinatyBPS]

A girl that loves me for who I am.

[einhander619]

My perfect girl? 3 feet tall, no teeth and a cupholder.

[El Gallo Negro]

So far I like Python14 description for the perfect Femme... but like Smitty2k1 said "beggars cant be choosers."

*Sigh*

Oh well

[magman007]

Originally posted by InfinatyBPS
A girl that loves me for who I am.

right on bro!!!!

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Originally posted by einhander619
My perfect girl? 3 feet tall, no teeth and a cupholder.

hahaha thats great

i was actually thinking about gettin my g/f a hat with a cupholder on the top of it(as a joke)...saw it at a store.... i think i would have been the only one to find it funny though...

[daveymag]

Well,
she would look like Jennifer Love Hewitt
Have low standards
Wouldn't talk back
Be alergic to any type of clothing
Be really horny
Low moral level
and be really, really horny

[Miscue]

The perfect girl for me is most importantly the one I can love, and who loves me back. The second most important thing is that you can stand being with her for extended periods, and can live with her without being driven nuts. That's about it.

Luckily for me... I found such a person.