Your Perfect Girl?

[gimp]

My mom. She's awesome.

[GreasyPigeon]

Originally posted by Jack_Dubious


I like girls with big boobs.


JDub

yeah me too!! my perfect girl is a punker like me! or a gilr that is hot, doesn't care cloths and crap like that, hates rap, ricers, gang bangers, hippies, liberals, the list goes on on on....

yes i know i am picky but you only live once why not get what you are looking for.

[paintballrules7]

I say take keely and mix her body with spears rack and not that tall i dont like tall girls even though, I am 6'2" myself. I like average height girls.

[rhetor22]

i just hope you guys aren't out looking for what you're writing down...

You'll find out that one day you'll meet a girl, you won't be trying to hard either, and you'll say, "oh." and you'll be happy. You might say "hello" first or something but whatever.


*edit*

just a few pointers:

-don't open doors for girls, they think you're saying females are inferior.

-when they ask you how they look, TELL THE TRUTH

-vacuum cleaners make EXCELLENT birthday presents

-if she's acting strange, its PMS. let her know.

[FalconGuy016]

A hot, smart, fun girl who finds my lack of self confidence cool

[paintballrules7]

Opening doors is polite and girls like that.
Plus never take a girl to a mall where she knows you have large sums of money on you.

[GreasyPigeon]

Originally posted by rhetor22


-vacuum cleaners make EXCELLENT birthday presents

i heard that from t.v. some where....must remenber....awww too lazy too. o and just a pointer don't use pick up lines like where are your wings, or did you fall from heaven cause they think you just want to get into there panties.

[canemaster]

Originally posted by einhander619
My perfect girl? 3 feet tall, no teeth and a cupholder.

Lol\

[paintballrules7]

cheesy pickup lines

http://www.inthewire.com/entry.asp?EntryID=82221

http://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/the-bar/pickuplines.htm

http://www.laughline.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp

[KamikazeChiKenz]

Naked, pulse optional

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by KamikazeChiKenz
Naked, pulse optional

haha

[FESTUS33]

Originally posted by gimp
My mom. She's awesome.

Sound's like an Oedipus complex to me!

[Mossman]

Originally posted by GreasyPigeon


yeah me too!! my perfect girl is a punker like me! or a gilr that is hot, doesn't care cloths and crap like that, hates rap, ricers, gang bangers, hippies, liberals, the list goes on on on....

yes i know i am picky but you only live once why not get what you are looking for.

Nope, actually you like a girl with a Goatee...

[dropkick1]

i agree with greasy pigeon, a nice little punker girl is good.

ken

[paintballrules7]

Theres a girl i know that is a little punker girl. Oddest girl i ever saw in my life. She is 5'2" and has a huge rack.