Why are fat people so good at paintball?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Why is it that all the fat people (no offense) , seem to be the natural paintball players. I dont get it. Im not fat myself but im starting to wish I was. Last weekend I got schooled by some 300 pounder. At least thats how it has been lately in rec ball... Anyone else notice this?

BTW: I love fat people.

[Collegeboy]

Because we suck at everything else, might as well be decent in something.

No offense but I think you just probably are not that good, for a big person like myself has problems in paintball, especially in the smaller bunkers and the "lightning" fast moves we make. Or I just suck hehe.

BTW. It is not fat it is horizontally gifted

[beam]

Circumferently challenged.

[jarley77]

I agree we need to be good at something besides eating

[InfinatyBPS]

Hehe, Last time I played I kicked some ***, so I don't know I suck at most other sports(except badmitton). So Ya, I guess we need something to be good at.

[shartley]

[graycie]

from past experience i have found that the fat folk usually just camp in the back, but have damn good accuracy.

[ShooterJM]

Haven't you seen that t-shirt that shows progression of paintball positions due to age and weight? Hilarious....I'll try to find it.

[lopxtc]

Here you go ....


Aaron

[ShooterJM]

Beat me to it! Thanks!

[edweird]

I think its also cause they have accepted their role and are willing to work as a team more. Instead of some young 90 pound puke that has to try and be a hero all the time.

[shartley]

Originally posted by edweird
I think its also cause they have accepted their role and are willing to work as a team more. Instead of some young 90 pound puke that has to try and be a hero all the time.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I'm a bigger guy 6'4 300 and when rec ball comes around, I aint got no problems with moveing slideing or snap shooting. Sure I would love to stay in the back all the time yell and lay paint. How ever when in need I can come from the very back grab the flag make my bunker move and hang the flag. Yes it has been done I have witnesses. Just because your big doesnt mean you cant be good.

[1stdeadeye]

Why?

Because we have to be good at something!

[dansim]

6'4" 300


but your 15....how the hell