Why are fat people so good at paintball?

[Reo5th]

Originally posted by thedeem0n
Rob Lospennato...Best player in newengland probably weighs a good 350lbs...

EXACTLY who i thought of when I read the title

[Multi-Colored J]

Originally posted by 845
I am 5'4 like 130lbs I am built for front/tape.

Just about the same as me.

[Carpecerevisi]

I think it's just cuz we have nothing else to do, besides study and mess around on the net and eat and do FB impressions from Austin Powers. As for me, I have the misfortune of being fat AND ugly, so I don't get women. To make up for that, I shoot people. Lots of people. And I'm damn good at that.

[Fatjon]

Fat people rule

[bojo-master]

i dont want to generalize or anything, but all the fat people i know who play are mostly good only because they constently cheat, like this weekend my fat friend was playing against these little reccer kids and got a break right in the top of the head, instaed of calling his butt out he goes in bunkers the poor kid who shot him and says the hit on his head was old. True story.

i think that if people were honest you would fined that fat people wipe at least 25% more then normal people, and when i say fat i mean extremly fat not justy slighlty over wieght.

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by bojo-master
i dont want to generalize or anything, but all the fat people i know who play are mostly good only because they constently cheat, like this weekend my fat friend was playing against these little reccer kids and got a break right in the top of the head, instaed of calling his butt out he goes in bunkers the poor kid who shot him and says the hit on his head was old. True story.

i think that if people were honest you would fined that fat people wipe at least 25% more then normal people, and when i say fat i mean extremly fat not justy slighlty over wieght.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Originally posted by bojo-master
i dont want to generalize or anything, but all the fat people i know who play are mostly good only because they constently cheat, like this weekend my fat friend was playing against these little reccer kids and got a break right in the top of the head, instaed of calling his butt out he goes in bunkers the poor kid who shot him and says the hit on his head was old. True story.

i think that if people were honest you would fined that fat people wipe at least 25% more then normal people, and when i say fat i mean extremly fat not justy slighlty over wieght.

:::::is still waiting for Shartly to come pick apart this retarded post::::::

[Blazestorm]

Hahha... that's like saying tall people are better at paintball... cause they're tall.

Fat people don't cheat anymore than anyone else. I see more tourney players cheat more than anyone. I know this guy at my local field... ALWAYS plays on, ask a ref to check him... and he does... doesn't see the hit. I ask the ref again to CHECK HIS PACK. He doesn't... I'm the last one left against like 4... I run to back center to get better angles, and he's at MY center 30 and shoots me once in the arm. I say dude... turn around and show him the hit... and's like whatever...

Than another game I saw a guy with a rental shoot him in the HEAD from across the field and when he goes to move to another bunker (I'm reffing) I go over to tell him he's out, and his friend says "what are you doing..." "He's out, I'm going to go pull him" "He's not out wtf you talkin about" "Look on his head" "That's old" and its bright orange... I'm like wtf... I go over tell him he's out and all his friends say he isn't... I'm like dude... you're out. he finally gets shot again and calls out.

And again... this little kid who's like 12... its 2v5.. I pop out, gog one guy and see this little kid... shoot the little kid in the pack tell the ref to pull him. The ref walks over says it isn't a hit. Well I think he's out so I run around to the back left (I'm at back right) to get better angles again... and he shoots me. I'm like dude WTF! I shot you.

Meh... I live with it, but it still pisses me off. When I get shot in an obvious spot, I check real quick and if I don't see it I continue... if I get shot on my back or pack or something and can't tell I keep playing till a ref calls me out. If its down to a 1v3 or 4, I'm not gonna ask a ref to check me while I get bunkered.

[flatacid]

speaking as a fat guy (6' 240lb), i will admit to the bounces. it seems like i get home, and when i goto take a shower, i notice all these marks on me. but my cloths are clean.

yea. that part about fat people wiping more is stupid. this game was founded around honor. wheres the honor in this game if people wipe. those people dont deserve to play.

also. speaking as a fat guy. we dont all go out with 16+ pods in every game. i play pump, and go out with 150rnds max per game. no pods. where is the fun in shooting alot of paint? plus, i need all the weight savings i can get.

[Frank (the spank)]

'cause we're deeeeaaad sexxxay!

[InfinatyBPS]

I lost 15 lbs btw :)

[GhillieGuy]

Well, i disagree when you say that fat people arent good at anything. I am 15, 5'10, 220+ lbs and i not onley play paintball, but football as well. If any of you watch football you might of seen "Warren Sapp" the big defensive lineman that ways 330+, and he is the Bucs leading player. (not to mension he is fast as heck!!).

[cris8762]

Originally posted by bojo-master
i dont want to generalize or anything, but all the fat people i know who play are mostly good only because they constently cheat, like this weekend my fat friend was playing against these little reccer kids and got a break right in the top of the head, instaed of calling his butt out he goes in bunkers the poor kid who shot him and says the hit on his head was old. True story.

i think that if people were honest you would fined that fat people wipe at least 25% more then normal people, and when i say fat i mean extremly fat not justy slighlty over wieght.

so because i'm fat, i'm generally more inclined to cheat i never knew that about myself...........must i review this again:

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[Frank (the spank)]

hmm... so anyways, wheres a good place to get a paintball jersey and pants for the big and tall? lol

[magking1971]

A big and tall store for paintball stuff, hmmmmm.........