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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #1

    Stupid Iraqi Terrorists

    Iraqi terrorists this morning claimed to capture two american service persons. The terrorists posted their IDs as proof. Turns out the two americans had lost their IDs. One is actually in a hospital in Texas recovering from an accident in Iraq!

    All on CNN today.

    Man theses terrorists aren't too bright are they?
  • Matt_mg
    Registered User
    • Jun 2003
    • 198

    #2
    Actualy it's a pretty smart thing to do... Imagine if those soldiers were actually MIA, those terrorists would make the government fear they ACTUALLY have the soldiers.

    So the plan is basically, whatever actually happened to those guys the terrorists can actually cash in with a no-risk plan! Turns out the soldiers are safe, the terrorists didn't lose much there and the goverment either.

    To get something while you have nothing that's pretty smart IMO it failed, but it didn't cost much either did it?
    bla bla bla, does anyone read this anyway ?

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    • Albinonewt
      Team Icky Forest
      • Apr 2003
      • 2456

      #3
      Well, the thing is though, they know if they got the ID's from the desert or the local Holiday Inn. It seems fairly certain that if you picked a GI's pocket 50' from his barracks then they would know the GI was in fact not captured.

      Plus, you know what they say about the boy that cried wolf.

      It certainly is funny though. They are not the brightest people in the world to be sure.
      Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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      • Heat
        hello lamewads
        • Oct 2000
        • 4463

        #4
        I swear I was compleatly or this war...but now that the fighting is over we are still lossing men. IT's GAME OVER IRAQ there is no bonus round. I think we should pull out and let them handle it, if they screw it up again, go back and kick some more butt. We actually had LESS casualties DURING the WAR then after the US declared an end to war.

        Heck and one can stab someone in the back. It takes a real man to fight someone face to face.

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        • Coaster
          Registered User
          • Apr 2002
          • 421

          #5
          Originally posted by Heat
          [B] IT's GAME OVER IRAQ there is no bonus round. I think we should pull out and let them handle it, if they screw it up again, go back and kick some more butt.B]
          You wonder if it would be a bad thing if we left it so unstable that it would be easy for a regime even worse than Sadam could take over.

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          • Heat
            hello lamewads
            • Oct 2000
            • 4463

            #6
            Regime or not, Iraq is broke, Saddan anilated their resources to the point they HAVE to sell their oil to rebuild. How is a "even worse regime" going to be able to fund any sort of military? If we left Iraq now, in 10 years all of the sudden there's an even worse Saddam then we just do what we did this time. I'm just tried of hearing about these cheap shots. Seen the holy war that they got going is a cowardess war too.

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            • Coaster
              Registered User
              • Apr 2002
              • 421

              #7
              Originally posted by Heat
              Regime or not, Iraq is broke, Saddan anilated their resources to the point they HAVE to sell their oil to rebuild.
              Well.. isn't that convenient for the US!

              Originally posted by Heat
              How is a "even worse regime" going to be able to fund any sort of military?
              Conventional militaries are not necessarily what we would fear - think of Afghanistan.

              Originally posted by Heat
              If we left Iraq now, in 10 years all of the sudden there's an even worse Saddam then we just do what we did this time
              That's a great mentality..

              And in general about pulling out of Iraq, you wonder why nobody is suggesting a full pull out becase of what COULD happen if we do.

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              • Heat
                hello lamewads
                • Oct 2000
                • 4463

                #8
                i give up

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                • MicrOMag
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 318

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Coaster


                  Well.. isn't that convenient for the US!



                  Conventional militaries are not necessarily what we would fear - think of Afghanistan.



                  That's a great mentality..

                  And in general about pulling out of Iraq, you wonder why nobody is suggesting a full pull out becase of what COULD happen if we do.
                  Listen you point out things that appear to be so wrong and so obvious, but it also seems as if you don't realize that we put Sadaam in power, or half the world's dictators that have eventually turned on us. Its their country, we should butt the hell out and see what they can do on their own...if it crumbles and its a bad government once again, what did we lose? The terrorists and terrorist supporters will think they pulled one over on us and they're back in power...when we could just as easily go back in their and whipe as many as the coachroaches out as we can. Right now they're all playing hide-and-go-seek, hiding under rocks and in caves.... we're not going to get everyone of them due to this, but we should try to take out the one's with minds for themselves and not just the peons that follow that mindset because someone tells them to.

                  As for the oil and how convenient...have you seen what has happened to our economy? How we've been price gouged in the past by a country that we saved their oil wells, and gave them their oil back only to be lied to and have prices go astronomical...
                  The U.S. economy is in the crapper right now, and the US should be doing the smart thing and taking an active role in looking out for itself and not just everyone else.
                  Well, Like a Fat Girl Playing DodgeBall...I'm out.

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                  • pjgow
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 2

                    #10
                    America, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

                    I love a good arguement especially when my arguement is supported by fact.


                    AMERICAN GREED

                    1. The US has 5% of the Worlds population. Yet they use 25% of the worlds Resources.

                    2. United States Oil Consumption stands at 25.62% (over 1 quarter of the worlds oil, not America's)

                    3. Real Global Priority - #1 Military spending in the world, $780 000 000 000. (heavily supported and sponsored by the United States)

                    4. Obesity, where has it first become an epidemic (yep America)

                    5. Since 1945 America has invaded Hungary, Checkoslovakia, Afganistan, North Korea, South Korea, North Vietnam, South Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Libya, Sudan, Argentina, Falklands, Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Iraq (twice), Kuwait, Iran. In the same period, the U.S. invaded Afganistan, Haiti, Panama, Grenada, Laos, Cambodia and North Korea. Some would say you have also invaded Cuba, Nicaragua, Lebanon, Somalia and the Dominican Republic, but who's counting all these 3rd world counrty's? (I smell greed for dominance over weak underdogs)

                    I Could Keep Going But Your Losing Interest or Quite Simply Getting Annoyed (hey don't get pissed at me, i'm just bringing it to your attention.)

                    now for AMERICAN CONFUSION

                    1. Afghanistan Attacked You. right? get your priority's straight. If it's time to invade another country invade the country who is responsible. Not Iraq.

                    2. What is with the American Patriotic Spirit, look i'm from Australia, I love it here but I wouldn't kill someone who says some crap about me or my counrty. (remember sticks and stones) they're only words.

                    3. Ok, a person with a towel on their head of a scarf over their face is not your enemy. Potentially they could be but Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson could be too.

                    4. Most of the Middle East hates you, its a fact, admit it. who cares, you hate them more. They live on the other side of the world, you hate your neighbour's depending on the color of their skin (this one dosn't apply to all of you) I just know it's still VERY bad in the South.

                    5. You guys have too many guns and weapons. Guns are illegal in Australia unless you have a VERY strict license, and guess what we get about 7 gun deaths a day on a bad day Australia Wide. (a little less than America I would think).

                    6. Land of the Free? you're prisoners sourounded by four shores and a lot of hatered. Take a look around then when you have, take another look, you're not free at all.

                    In conclusion America should stop and think hard about their next move and not just go in for the direct kill. Think about the criminal not just the label (a terrorist is not only middle-eastern or black).

                    Next time you buy a car instead of spending $15,000, spend $13,000 and donate the rest to a cause, it must make you feel a little better to provide over 1 thousand poverty stricken africans with clean running water and save many lives. And if it doesn't there is nothing anyone can do for you.

                    and no, i'm not a terrorist, just someone who can see what's real for once.
                    (I welcome any comment)

                    Thankyou For Your Time

                    pjgow
                    Last edited by pjgow; 09-12-2005, 04:56 AM.

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                    • SpecialBlend2786
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 4023

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pjgow
                      I love a good arguement especially when my arguement is supported by fact.


                      AMERICAN GREED

                      1. The US has 5% of the Worlds population. Yet they use 25% of the worlds Resources.

                      2. United States Oil Consumption stands at 25.62% (over 1 quarter of the worlds oil, not America's)

                      3. Real Global Priority - #1 Military spending in the world, $780 000 000 000. (heavily supported and sponsored by the United States)

                      4. Obesity, where has it first become an epidemic (yep America)

                      5. Since 1945 America has invaded Hungary, Checkoslovakia, Afganistan, North Korea, South Korea, North Vietnam, South Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Libya, Sudan, Argentina, Falklands, Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Iraq (twice), Kuwait, Iran. In the same period, the U.S. invaded Afganistan, Haiti, Panama, Grenada, Laos, Cambodia and North Korea. Some would say you have also invaded Cuba, Nicaragua, Lebanon, Somalia and the Dominican Republic, but who's counting all these 3rd world counrty's? (I smell greed for dominance over weak underdogs)

                      I Could Keep Going But Your Losing Interest or Quite Simply Getting Annoyed (hey don't get pissed at me, i'm just bringing it to your attention.)

                      now for AMERICAN CONFUSION

                      1. Afghanistan Attacked You. right? get your priority's straight. If it's time to invade another country invade the country who is responsible. Not Iraq.

                      2. What is with the American Patriotic Spirit, look i'm from Australia, I love it here but I wouldn't kill someone who says some crap about me or my counrty. (remember sticks and stones) they're only words.

                      3. Ok, a person with a towel on their head of a scarf over their face is not your enemy. Potentially they could be but Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson could be too.

                      4. Most of the Middle East hates you, its a fact, admit it. who cares, you hate them more. They live on the other side of the world, you hate your neighbour's depending on the color of their skin (this one dosn't apply to all of you) I just know it's still VERY bad in the South.

                      5. You guys have too many guns and weapons. Guns are illegal in Australia unless you have a VERY strict license, and guess what we get about 7 gun deaths a day on a bad day Australia Wide. (a little less than America I would think).

                      6. Land of the Free? you're prisoners sourounded by four shores and a lot of hatered. Take a look around then when you have, take another look, you're not free at all.

                      In conclusion America should stop and think hard about their next move and not just go in for the direct kill. Think about the criminal not just the label (a terrorist is not only middle-eastern or black).

                      Next time you buy a car instead of spending $15,000, spend $13,000 and donate the rest to a cause, it must make you feel a little better to provide over 1 thousand poverty stricken africans with clean running water and save many lives. And if it doesn't there is nothing anyone can do for you.

                      and no, i'm not a terrorist, just someone who can see what's real for once.
                      (I welcome any comment)

                      Thankyou For Your Time

                      pjgow
                      Wow....
                      somehow, a simple "Welcome to AO" just doesnt cut it for such a post/thread resurection.

                      Seems like spam to me, seeing as this has NOTHING to do with the thread.

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                      • kosmo
                        KaPTaiN KeNNy
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 1642

                        #12
                        Agreed, definitely spam. And as for a response: we may be fat, oil-mongering, militaristic, and racist, but at least our toilets dont flush backwards and we still beat you in the olympics. I think. Im just going to assume because Im too lazy to check and only 10 people live in Austrailia.
                        Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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                        • SCpoloRicker
                          HA HA I'm custom!!1
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4375

                          #13
                          Awesome first post right there...

                          Everyone knows the real political arguments go down at the bar. Where faces get mowed. At the bar.

                          /ya hippies
                          God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                          • Jeffy-CanCon
                            veteran rec player
                            • May 2003
                            • 1309

                            #14
                            That invasion list is pretty bad, for someone who believes he has the facts on his side. Even presuming that the first sentence was a list of countries invaded by the USSR (irrelevant, anyway).

                            Jeff P
                            Secretary
                            The Canadian Contingent Paintball Club
                            Cousins - EMR - PaintStorm - Odyssey - StraightShot

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                            • Commissar_Loki
                              6-shootin SOB
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 438

                              #15
                              For what it matters there is at least one prisoner that I am aware of. SGT. Matt Maupin Captured 4-9-04. I'll post a picture if someone can host it for me, I can't attach images on AO for some reason. The family asked if I could put his picture up in hopes of someone seeing and finding him in Iraq.


                              -Butch


                              On a side note, I think we should gun for the Aussies now...them and their Kangaroo.
                              Mango= Hero

                              Moods mango creates:
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