Best Pickup Lines

[dwab3000]

......weirdo

most of those restraining orders happened while i was high so no reason for name calling



...meany pants

[JonDaAzn]

does this rag smell like formaldehyde to you?

works every time

[1stdeadeye]

does this rag smell like formaldehyde to you?

works every time

No, no, no. The line is does this rag smell like ether? Remember, you only want to knock her out unless you are a necrophilliac.

[JonDaAzn]

i think formaldehyde can knock people out too

[1stdeadeye]

i think formaldehyde can knock people out too

Or kill them!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

well than what's the point of trying to pick em up if their dead?

[JonDaAzn]

remember, where I'm from (California), necrophilia is not illegal, as long as they're still warm right?

http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/index.cfm/i/042204n_charges

[1stdeadeye]

remember, where I'm from (California), necrophilia is not illegal, as long as they're still warm right?

http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/in...42204n_charges

I guess Dead Marriage will be the next civil rights battle in CA, land of Fruits and Nuts!!

[SanDiegoMag]

How about the origional pick up line, "May I buy you a drink?" works like charm