Best Pickup Lines

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

after testing out some of these... the results were...somewhat bad.

I'm not fred flinstone but i'll make your bed rock - Slap
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away - Slap
If you were a booger i'd pick you first - Slap
You must be from pearl harbour cause baby you're the bomb - Hit with a algebra book
Hi, my name is pogo want to jump on my stick? - slap
Are you from jamaica cause your jamakin me crazy - girl laughed at my stupidity

and much much more!

[DWOOD]

-you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine wrtten all over you.

-you be Dairy Queen and ill be Burger King and we will go wrap my wopper

-i can bench 800 pounds

-if i had a nickle for every time i seen a girl like you id be poor. (that means shes one in a million)

[the_next_guy_]

under my clothes im naked

[pbzmag]

Fe Fi Fo fum, lay down on the floor and I'll make you...well you get the idea!

[ICOM]

Hey, what time does your legs open?

[chizle97]

my favorite but only works in certain situations.

"ARRRRR Im blackbeard the pirate! Give me all ye booty!

[Sunshine]

Originally posted by the_next_guy_
under my clothes im naked

Thats mine, and it actualy works. Well at least 3 out of 7.

[Digi_Gyrl]

Originally posted by RRfireblade
How YOU doin'....

Works every time.

OMG.. u guys are so lame.. No wonder most of you are single still. This is the only one that I wouldn't walk off from. Nice one.

However.. some of these have made me laugh. Too bad they will never work with girls that don't require u to blow them up first or have plastic torsos.

[Sunshine]

mine works on real girls,
you have to have the right body...mine
say it the right way
and to the right girl

I re-counted and its 4 out of 8 as of last friday night

**insert porno music here**
(bew chica bewiweeu) oh yeah

[TooDamnSweet]

Here's a couple I've heard


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hi, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

.......after I told someone I had a boyfriend........

I hope he treats you right because if you were mine I'd spend every moment making you happy.....wanna be mine for the night? BARF!!!...........

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

None of them worked but the last one did make me smile. Mostly because I was intoxicated though.

[DiRTyBuNNy]

I don't really have any lines...I usually just say "hello"....it worked on Keely Watson...other than the fact that she was in the bunker next to mine and i was trying to provide cover fire for her..hahahaa..

[IWANTMOREMAGS]

i love you is a good one

[Larang0X4]

Girl you are like lucky charms ur magically delicuous

Ur like Frosted flakes ur grrrrreat

Ur like a Construction worker u arouse my P#$!@

[mr9146]

Wha's up baby? Try'n 'a ****? (gotta say it with a slick ghetto drawl) <-- works in Washington, DC

[LIGHTEMUP]

5. Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
4. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
3.Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
2.Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!


1.I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

hahahah