How many 5 year olds would it take to take you down?

[f3rr3+]

i saw this on another forum and it was a pretty interesting thread... so here goes...

You are in a large open space, unarmed, (except for 5 year olds maybey) how many 5 year olds do you think it would take to take you down? now dont forget, these 5 year olds are bloodthirty and will stop at nothing to take you down. And they attack all at once, how many do you think you could handle? and how many do you think would be the aprox. point at which you would be inevitably overwhelmed and takin down by these vicious 5 year olds?

**kinda sparked by the free hat episode of south park**

[ASDadam]

Depends, one kicks me in the nuts real good and thats all it would take. One 5 year old ankle biting SOB.

[UltimatePaintballer]

i think like 20 or more. hurt them in and then they fall 1 by one. after a while of getting tired then only 5

[Fred]

well...

I think a single 5 year old could fricking tear me limb from limb... a 5 year old Tiger that is...



yeah, well... I think I could handle quite a few 5 year old kiddies... the trick is to tickle them in the right spot...



---Fred

[p8ntball1016]

unlimited numbers. cause i can just kick em in the face. or roll around on the ground while they are attached to me.

[Archangel Kid]

Originally posted by Fred

yeah, well... I think I could handle quite a few 5 year old kiddies... the trick is to tickle them in the right spot...


---Fred

woah e z MJ

[painTech]

depends how many snickers or shiney things i have in my pockets.

[TraXeR]

About 7 if it was just me.

Never if I had a bat/crowbar/golfclub/etc. Cruel I know, then again if they are bloodthirsty and trying to kill me, I'm not just going to go down without a fight and preferably an advantage.

[TransMan]

Well five year old have very small necks compared to their heads so I believe I could snap ones neck quite easily. So I think I could snap a few of their necks and then use one of them to bludgin the rest of them to death so I would say I could handle as many as u throw at me.

[paintbattler]

I know your the same cursing person below replying to yourself. You won't get anther warning at all - cphilip

[f3rr3+]

ok lets be realistic remeber:

-you will get tired

-when in groups they're like pirahna

-they attack at the same time so above 20 things would be very interesting

i think i could take lik 20 or 30 but then realistically i would be overwhelmed

[FalconGuy016]

I actually had to spar like 5 kids at once... it was only hard cause I wasnt allowed to hurt them.

[Gitaroo Man]

well this actually happened to me and it took about 5 or 6 five year olds to take me down...yeah that was not fun...lol

-git

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

30 to 40 I would say,

I am used to handling about 4 kids somewhat smaller than me at once so five year olds should be easy

[RRfireblade]

Last time this happend,I beat the crap out of 37 of 'em before the bodies stacked up so high I got pinned.

Next time I'm wearing my cleats so I can climb to the top,then there will be no stopping me.