How many 5 year olds would it take to take you down?

[einhander619]

Ask me after a few pints, I'll give ya great answer then.

Originally posted by bmplaya001
nigga please, i don't know what the **** paintbattler thinkin that, cause this mother ****er know he can't rap, yea i saw you chillin on tha corner you uh ho, you holla'd at me but i said hell no, thats sad you gotta **** males, women shew you away like some bad smells, you come around my town, ***** i'll burn yo block down, nigga i represent that M straight from uptown, cause u know i got mo' glocks then gunshops, ammo like rambo, posted up on the block like shaq i'm gon' score, like pringles my chips stack, what u want a nigga gat, come and shot wit us if you aint scared mayne HOLLA back!

That is one helluva a first post. I am so sorry I had to see that.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

The real question is what are they going to do to you when they get you down? None of them would be strong enough to throw a knock out punch. Maybe if they just kept piling on top of you, you would suffocate.

[Sooky]

Originally posted by WicKeD_WaYz
The real question is what are they going to do to you when they get you down? None of them would be strong enough to throw a knock out punch. Maybe if they just kept piling on top of you, you would suffocate.

They are blood thirsty right? I'm betting they would put their teeth to good use.

[ramenjames]

now assuming these are like average bloodthirsty 5 year olds....um mabey like 60 if they attacked in small groups (like 4 at a time) then i might get tierd (id have to throw around 60 of them..more then once ..id feel bad killing them)

but all at once like 20

[WicKeD_WaYz]

on a side note, would anyone be offended if i battled with bmplaya001. haha im not even black and I could school this kid. hes a joke.

[badinfo]

Originally posted by bmplaya001
nigga please, i don't know what the **** paintbattler thinkin that, cause this mother ****er know he can't rap, yea i saw you chillin on tha corner you uh ho, you holla'd at me but i said hell no, thats sad you gotta **** males, women shew you away like some bad smells, you come around my town, ***** i'll burn yo block down, nigga i represent that M straight from uptown, cause u know i got mo' glocks then gunshops, ammo like rambo, posted up on the block like shaq i'm gon' score, like pringles my chips stack, what u want a nigga gat, come and shot wit us if you aint scared mayne HOLLA back!

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Youll love it there

[badinfo]

BTW, which one of these guys are you?

[dansim]

are you people serious? there is no way any of you can take 20-30 kids, maybe MAYBE 20 if you ran through them, but think about it a 5 yearold weighs what 35 pounds? at 20 kids thats 700 pounds, sure they cant hit hard but they'll over whelm you and end up ontop and sufficating you. now if you were constatly attacking you'd knock down a few in front but there jumping on your back in numbers and hanging off your legs and arms, sure you could swing one kid like a bat but that is gonbna be even more draining than punching and kicking, fighting is very draining and 20 kids would be very difficult to fight as you most likely knock out a bunch and by the time youve gotten em to handlable numbers teh knocked out ones would have gotten up. the way this question is posed i think of these children as possesed(not stronger just blood thirsty)
id say with cofidence i could beat 10 easily, 15 would be a little tougher but i think i could do it

[sharpshooter1286]

i think i could take 20, considering their size and assuming ive had a decent meal and am well rested
but if i had just woken up or something, idk then




i have another question similar to this in a way

would u rather be attacked by millions of tiny spiders, or a few very large ones
and then
one huge massive snake or a lot of little ones
and then
would u rather fight giant sharks off in the ocean or fend for urself on the island infested with giant spiders

o and dansim, 700 pounds is far below the limit it would take to suffocate a man. think about football, there could be ATLEAST 1000 pounds on a person

[Will Wood]

Originally posted by Kai
Hahahah.

Best thread ever.

I concur.


But I don't think I could take out any 5 year old... but for the sake of the thread..

About 40 or so ^^

[dansim]

lay on the ground face down and let 700 pounds of squirming biting kids lay on you i bet youd sufficate, football players wear helemts and pads, its hard to cover a persons mouth when its 3 inches away from the visor

[cphilip]

bmplaya001 is paintbattler.

And he is close to being NoAOer instead.

[Cope]

Re: How many 5 year olds would it take to take you down?

Originally posted by f3rr3+
[B]i saw this on another forum and it was a pretty interesting thread... so here goes...

You are in a large open space, unarmed, (except for 5 year olds maybey) how many 5 year olds do you think it would take to take you down? now dont forget, these 5 year olds are bloodthirty and will stop at nothing to take you down. And they attack all at once, how many do you think you could handle? and how many do you think would be the aprox. point at which you would be inevitably overwhelmed and takin down by these vicious 5 year olds?

I'll guess that it'd take 30 of the little buggers to take me, but I'm sure that Michael Jackson would pay me big money to take my place if I ever got the chance to do this experiment, and I'd gladly accept his bling-bling first.

[Cryer]

[edweird]

it depends seriously...

1. How vicious can I be in return?
2. If they all come at once (ala Zergling style) or if they circle and come in when they get brave.

Basicly I think the primary plan is to be as vicious as you can on the first one and hope it scares off the rest when you beat the 2nd one with the corpse of the 1st unlucky fool.

But Id try my hands at 15ish for starters/fun... if I could take them in peicemeal fasion (ie down a hallway) its more a matter of time till I get exausted and cannot go on.

Yeesh I really dislike children, sign me up