How many 5 year olds would it take to take you down?

[Sparq]

Even just thrashing around under the pile of 5 year olds should be enough to severely injure or kill many of them...It'd take alot I think.

[Kai]

Hahahah.

Best thread ever.

[spazzed]

Gotta agree w/ Trans on this one..

I'm not a small person by any means, so I do one of two things..

Just run through the little bastards like a stampeding bull (quite obvious how much damage this will cause)

or

As Trans said, take down a couple & use them as weapons.

[Cryer]

till i get bored, i s'pose...:o

Keep 'em Comin'!

[Brak]

im guessing about 5,000 5 year olds. im imagining something matrix-esque.. the playground scene in which neo is fighting off an unlimited amount of smiths. my reasoning is, that i could fight them off for a good amount of time, but at one point i would be overcome. and then id burst out of the savage pile and start really turnin up the friggin heat, i mean NO MERCY. so after about 5,000 i think id give up because it would be too boring

[Rather]

Well if I was just uding my limbs I'd say about 10ish of them. I mean theyre five...and I can punch holes in my wall (although it F'ed my hand up, I still did it. :)). mabey 15 if im in a really good fignthing/angry mood. But if it was at any random time I was walking down the street or something. I'd say 10 ish.

Now...if I was wearing this ole belt of mine...... I'd say up that number to 31. Id give them the metal studs/leather to face treatment, along with the flailing knuckles. Mabey when im down to the last one I'll set him on fire. *evil chuckle*




This isn't exactly my buckle, I can't find a pic of mine online (mine must be special and discontinued). Its pretty much like this but its a plain skull with crossbones behind it. Matches the little ones all around the belt very well.

[AssassN]

I baby sit a 5 year old.

I can say I could take on just about as many as someone could throw at me.

The 5 yr old I baby sit always crys and we always wrestle and I ussually end up picking up him and his brother and body slamming them.

At age 5 they ussually haven't disovered the coveted nut shot.

Now 6 year olds. That would be tricky. By that age they know the nut shot and have had a year to grow. I think I could take on unlimited 5 year olds and about 20 6 year olds.

Now that I think of it I would get tired fighting unlimited 5 year olds. Considering I could take them all out with one hit I could probably take on a hundred or so.

How big is the room? I am in track and could run away just fast enough to keep them at bay and slow enough to regain some strength.

Also I could try yelling at them. That might keep a few back while I slaughter the rest. If I was allowed to use things like Rather said then I could take them down more effeicently.

Maybe next time I baby sit I get him to bring some friends and we find out exactly. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

[Caffiend]

LOL! This is great.

If I wasn't trying to hurt them, just fend em off, maybe 5 or 6. If it was life or death, 20..maybe 30? And I'd definately be using those ankle biters as weapons. Number would be higher if I was protecting some I loved, not just myself. Until I ran out of adrenaline I guess.

[ZSigErik]

about 40.

[Gitaroo Man]

Well, as I stated before it took 5 or 6 of them but thats with non violent actions being taken. I mean I was at my old school and about 5 or 6 Kindergarten (sp.?) little ones camp up to me and took me down and I couldn't throw them or anyhting...I had to let it happen.

BUT, if I could use violence...oh boy they would be flying...

[bmplaya001]

KNOCK IT OFF OR YOUR GONE! Both of your nicks are now on my watch list - cphilip

Folks this other new person is paintbattler himself

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

I would say 5 max. (that would prolly be pushing it). Don't under-estimate a kid that is about as tall as your garbage...


EDIT -
bmplaya001 is probably some little white kid who spent 45 minutes sitting at his keyboard with a rhyming dictionary thinking of that....

[gamarada717]

Originally posted by bmplaya001

Go away, NOW.

EDIT: I'll delete that....

[devildog]

id say i could infinetally take em out, id just point across the room or whatever and say, "look, a telletubie!!!". then they all go running, ill make a break for it, hop in my 84 bronco sitting up on 35, and i could run over just about as many as possible.

BUT

if any of you guys know marines, then youll know that

WE EAT BABIES FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!!!

[JuggaloDave]

i got that same belt rather, cept my buckle is a smaller skull, in a black backround, with roses around the outer edge, its really fresh.
anyway, i am like, 5'11-6'2, not sure, something around there lol, and i weigh 245lbs, and i am used to hardcore shows and the prison riot style melee converge pits. i figure it would be more of a time based thing. cause i could take out knees picking up change, then throw some windmills all over, and i got enough to know some ppl on they *** doing the windmills, then try starting the lawn mower. have fists, elbows and maybe even some feet flying if i have room for round houses or cartwheels. prolly last about 3-4hours till there was too much blood and i'd be tired, lose my balence and fall in the blood, if i fall forward i could prolly hold out a lil longer though, maybe tear off an arm or leg and beat a few more off with that.