Samuri Loose in woods.. News story/link.

[Bad_Dog]

LMFAO

this has got to be the funniest thread I've ever read here on AO

[845]

Samurai > Ninjas

Hence why we only need 5 or less pirates. If you had paid attention in the last samurai they just ran at you and get shot so all the pirates would have to do is shoot him in the chest with a pirate cannon.

[Python14]

Pirates use swords too.


Plus, if you remember in The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise, it took at Gatling Gun to take down the Samurai finally. Pirates did not have Gatling Guns.

Therefore in a war between Pirates and Samurai, Samurai would slide from their hidden action pop-out killing pods and kill the pirates before the lazy swarshbuckling bastards knew what hit them.

[bleachit]

US Marine > samurai + ninja + pirate

and yes it does fit, some marines do have that fancy sword.

[Oh_Davey]

Hey!

I literally just finished The Last Samurai. Ninjas, Samurai, and Military dudes(marines?) in the same movie, what a treat.

[CoolHand]

A pirate walks into a bar ( ) with a ship's wheel sticking out the front of his britches.

The barkeep says "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate looks right at him and says "Arrrggh! Its driving me nuts!"



Please Note: This post has nothing to do with German 's Its just a mildly funny joke I picked up at a fraternity function.

[1stdeadeye]

Why not send in some Texas rednecks with scoped 30/30s and treestands. They'll nail this guy before they pass out drunk!

[Chipper]

Or, what we can do is, since we are America, send about 8 Tomohawks into the buildings surrounding the forest, maybe 2 or 3 in the forest, then send in tanks to blow the living crap out of every squirrel in the place so he would have no food.

Tanks & Tomahawks > ninjas+rednecks+samuri+marines

[1stdeadeye]

Or, what we can do is, since we are America, send about 8 Tomohawks into the buildings surrounding the forest, maybe 2 or 3 in the forest, then send in tanks to blow the living crap out of every squirrel in the place so he would have no food.

Tanks & Tomahawks > ninjas+rednecks+samuri+marines

How about a tactical nuke to eliminate the forrest?

Nuke>Tanks & Tomahawks!

[Python14]

Screw it. Lets just do what we should have done like a week ago....send in David Hasselhoff. This guy is german, right? Well, he'll be so attached to Mr. Hasselhoff that while he's following Hasselhoff around, we can get a Baby Samurai to kill him.

Btw, didn't yall ever play "Tenchu"? If you did, you'd distinctly remember a level where you have to beatup/stab some spanish pirates...WITH GUNS! And if my memory serves me correctly, all pirates suck....except Jack Sparrow cuz he's super sexy.

[Chipper]

....except Jack Sparrow cuz he's super sexy.

All I have to say is amen.

And if we nuked would kill all the Germans and I care about them because the have some good beer, but France has nothing good so blah.

[845]

Jack Sparrow cuz he's super sexy

We agree on something. Pirates would still do a better job.

[WickeDKlowN]

Just light the forest on fire, he'll have to come out then.