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  • vf-xx
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    • Nov 2001
    • 3311

    #1

    Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.



    David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

    But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

    Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
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  • cphilip
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    • Jun 2026
    • 16216

    #2
    Aw nuts.....


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    • Sinistarr
      Starr Wang
      • Jul 2002
      • 465

      #3
      It takes ...er, took balls to carry a sawed off shotgun in your pants.
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      • MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
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        • Feb 2003
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        #4
        Now that is just a kick in the balls.
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        • Sinistarr
          Starr Wang
          • Jul 2002
          • 465

          #5
          Originally posted by MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
          Now that is just a kick in the balls.
          He only wishes...

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          • Lohman446
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            • Jun 2003
            • 9315

            #6
            That judge must be an SOB.. I think he was probably punished enough... see where they have gun control they just dont teach gun safety... DO NOT STUFF A LOADED SHOTGUN IN YOUR WAIST... if you must keep the barrels far away from umm.. yeh
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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186

              #7
              Yeah the poor got his nuts shot off I don't think he will be doing it again. let him go.

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              • Cheeseball24
                Shwing
                • Dec 2003
                • 128

                #8
                yeah ferget jailed i dont think he's gonna eb carryin around shotguns in his pants anymore... except now he might not have to be so careful. hmm...


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                • SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 3814

                  #9
                  5 years for shooting your nads off with a shotgun? what has this world come to?
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                  • SlipknotX556
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                    • Nov 2001
                    • 5054

                    #10
                    I think shooting off your nads would be punishment enough.

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                    • BobTheCow63
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 3832

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cphilip
                      Aw nuts.....
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                      • penguinpunk555
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                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1489

                        #12
                        ouchies....
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                        • dwab3000
                          im not wearing any pants
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1072

                          #13
                          i immediately thought of someone on here....

                          *looks around at the crazy ppl*

                          well i can say this..he doesnt have the balls to do it again
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                          • ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
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                            • Aug 2003
                            • 1012

                            #14
                            I would expect this from the french, doesn't england have a no gun law?
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                            • 1stdeadeye
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 8501

                              #15
                              British sex change operation?

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