Run-ins with the law

[bornl33t]

hehehe these are funny to read... let me be the first to say..


you guys are freaking morons.... bwaahahahahaahaahaha

[SniperSmurf]

you guys are freaking morons.... bwaahahahahaahaahaha

You know... I was thinkin' the same thing but didn't want to bump this stupid thread up any more. Since you already did, I'll just say I couldn't agree more!
"freaking morons"... *chuckle*
That's a good one...

[OysterBoy]

When I was 8... me and my friends were making this snow house! OMG it was awsome anyway the sherif came by and told us to stop because this old ugly old rotting bat complained about us throwing snow in the street.

I know nothing to be proud of, but somehow I think its a good expirence to get that law breaker feeling in you. Makes me feel tough and a little daring inside, its actually motivating.

Wow dude, hope you werent too scared..

Hm
How can I say this..

I've never been caught for anything. Nope, never been caught for tagging that bridge.. never caught for trespassing on private property..with Amanda.. Never caught for possesion 3 times.. "cave exploration" (Tunnel systems = The ****)..



Lot of warnings though.

[PyRo]

2nd, is you never, under any circumstance, take a plea deal.

Yeah that makes sense...

[TDonovan]

Never really done anything illegal so I haven't been caught. I've never had a problem obeying the law, and the most I speed is 5mph over unless I am in immediate danger and need to haul buns.

Just for reference on the car/speed issues, my friend has gotten his stock saturn to 110 mph. He did it without warning me or the others in the car, wouldn't stop when we told him to, and didn't see the cop we yelled to him about. He actually got cuffed and stuffed because +40 mph over in IL is felony speeding.

He got the charges reduced to 85mph so he didn't have a felony but his parents haven't let him start driving until now (a year later)... Haha, the cop told me I was supposed to drive the car home even after I told him I didn't have a license on me (but I was 16). He PROMISED I wouldn't get in trouble but I told him I wasn't stupid and that someone else with a license could drive.

Hah he coulda just pulled me over 2 seconds later and then I'd have been in trouble...

As for the 110 in a Saturn, it was done going down a hill, that's why he was able to get it so fast... It was shaking like mad, the engine sounded awful, and we definitely got lucky that cop pulled him over. I didn't want to end up in a ditch...

-edit- I just remembered something... Why did the cop try to take all of our ID's including licenses, and our info? We didn't do it because we weren't obligated to and we hadn't done anything wrong. It just seemed kind of funny that he'd "need" to take our licenses away.

[eddie885221]

ive never been arrestedbut some guy called the cops on us playin paintball, he said it sounded like WWIIIin the woods, BS! none of our guns were loud, actually all the ppl that were shot that day never heard where the shot came from! and when the cops came down to the field it was in the middle of the game and i had to run up to them and make them turn around and go up the hill, at the top one of them tackled me and was about to put the cuffs on til my friend ran to us and said that the cop was almost shot in the face if i hadnt moved him, then we go to the complainers house and he says all this BS like he never said it was ok for us to play down there, although it wasnt his land, plus he actually did, 1 day a few months b4 he was on his porch watchin and we said do u mind if we r down here and he says sure just dont hit my house. o well he moved after some "persuasion"(sp?) *cough* TP *cough*, and now the new owners of the house have a son that plays

SCORE:
******-0
PB-1

[Lohman446]

Well.. I one time had this conversation with my ex during my divorce after we were seperated, I will tell you that I dont know exactly what i was doing when I left the house but pretty soon I get this call on my cell. In all honesty I had, if I recall correctly, planned on just leaving for awhile, the state, work, everything to just think. Apparently thats not the opinion everyone had, though to this day Im not sure what anyone else thought.

"Hi.. this is officer so and so with dispatch, can you tell me where you are"

"Yeh.. I'm about out of the county"

"Ok.. would you come back and talk with an officer please."

So we agree on a place - I drive home and ditch my gun (legally carried but.. well the situation was best not to have one). I pull into the agreed upon meeting place and there are three cop cars and four officers, Im like this isnt good. They just watched me.

"Are you carrying a gun at this time."

"No" (thank god)

"Do you have the intention to harm anyone tongiht"

"No."

"Do you have the intention to harm yourself tonight"

"I guess not"

"Good.. why don't you go home and get some sleep." this of course was followed by the normal twnety minute lecture about what hotline to call and if I needed to talk to anyone to call dispatch and they would do whatever they had to for me etc.. And when you liev in the middle of nowhere you notice the police car go by every half hour.

I think I was pretty close to being arrested there.. I went home, went to bed... and things were much better in the morning. Ok.. at least partially better but.

[InexactMelissa]

Mine's not that good. I just had a cop come to the door of my parent's house asking if Melissa W....lived there, etc., etc. It turns out he found my name on an envelope under a big pile of garbage, yada, yada. Just like in Alice's Restaurant for you old timers. Of course, what had happened was that we trashed my parent's basement, shoved all the garbage in the back of a 1977 LTD station wagon grocery getter, and unloaded it in the nearest dumpster, which happened to be in a public park. Yes, I lived in Naperville, Illinois when there was nothing better for the cops to do but sort through the park dumpsters.

[dwab3000]

well hers mine

possesion of an illegal firearm

possesion of illegal substance

defacing govt property

about 2 duis

and oh yeah..harassing a female officer of the law...

luckily im not in jail....and in most of em i was either freed by the jury, or given a warning

oh and once i hit a cop..but he dove into the street avoiding another car...so i was let go...but i did give him a ride to the hospital

oh yes an public indecentcy, i wipped it out and took a piss in the middle of the sidewalk...i was very drunk and high

[skife]

Mine's not that good. I just had a cop come to the door of my parent's house asking if Melissa W....lived there, etc., etc. It turns out he found my name on an envelope under a big pile of garbage, yada, yada. Just like in Alice's Restaurant for you old timers. Of course, what had happened was that we trashed my parent's basement, shoved all the garbage in the back of a 1977 LTD station wagon grocery getter, and unloaded it in the nearest dumpster, which happened to be in a public park. Yes, I lived in Naperville, Illinois when there was nothing better for the cops to do but sort through the park dumpsters.

do you drive a red VW microbus?

[InexactMelissa]

Nope. Mine was white and blue

[AGDlover]

apatently spitting on a cop car is vandalism lol seroisly i was pissed of a somethan and i went over my shoulder to spit and aparently there was a cop car in the way. damn sneeky cop cars