Kai: I'm calling you out!

[Jonneh]

To a BOASTING competition! I'll start.

I can fit 7 pringles into my mouth before they get crushed.

[Kai]

One time, I almost ate an entire 2 pound bag of animal crackers.

[Jonneh]

I can do a pretty good impression of the gunner on the first death star.

[Kai]

I once watched the "3 Ninjas" trilogy in one sitting.

[BrockSampson]

Oh, the AGONY!
Kai, I feel for you man...

[1stdeadeye]

Oh well I heard that Kai buggered Jonneh!

[Jonneh]

I've been using this mouse pad for over 2 years now.

[Kai]

I was once mistaken for a Rick Morranis.

[Jonneh]

A mystic told me that in 2047 I'd be mayor of Slough

[Kai]

My favorite meal is a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, a handful of Doritos (Cooler Ranch, of course) and a Pepsi.

[Jonneh]

I have a photo on my mobile phone of a guy that looks a bit like Harrison Ford.

[Kai]

I have an idea for a resturaunt. It's a pizza place*SLASH*movie rental place. It would be called... Pizza And Movies.

[Jonneh]

The cleanest public toilet I've ever used was in a zoo.

[tony3]

Ouch, that'll be hard to beat.

[Kai]

I have no fewer than fifty online girlfriends.