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  • PyRo
    President Bioloaf inc.
    • Dec 2000
    • 10186

    #1

    What would you do with 100 billion dollars?

    Pretend for a moment that you had that kind of money at your disposal, what would you do with it?
    First I would take a billion to a few banks and argue with them trying to exhange it for pennies.
    I set aside 1 billion for a white male christian scholarship fund to make a statment.

    Then I would do stupid things because I could.
    I would probably buy a McLaren and disassemble it with a hatchet
    Buy three million dollars worth of sour patch kids even though I don't even like them
    The infamous olupic sized jello swimming pool
    Buy a random sports team (probably the rangers) and make their uniforms pink and frilly as well as change the name to the autobots
    Hire midgets to do all my bidding

    I was working on a house today right on the water in Huntinton Harbor. The lot must have cost at least two million and could easially be closer to three. Well they built a house for her and were just finishing plywooding it when she decides she didn't like it. So what does she do? Tears it down and starts over. It must be nice to have money.
  • Rmarks
    death tickles
    • Sep 2002
    • 400

    #2
    Originally posted by PyRo
    Buy a random sports team (probably the rangers)
    You're going to need a lot more than 100million to buy the NY Rangers.

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    • PyRo
      President Bioloaf inc.
      • Dec 2000
      • 10186

      #3
      I said 100billion dimwhit.
      I could buy the whole NHL for that, or at this point they would probably pay me to take it

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      • OysterBoy
        Fatty McChubbercookie
        • Feb 2004
        • 1409

        #4
        Originally posted by PyRo
        Pretend for a moment that you had that kind of money at your disposal, what would you do with it?
        First I would take a billion to a few banks and argue with them trying to exhange it for pennies.
        I set aside 1 billion for a white male christian scholarship fund to make a statment.

        Then I would do stupid things because I could.
        I would probably buy a McLaren and disassemble it with a hatchet
        Buy three million dollars worth of sour patch kids even though I don't even like them
        The infamous olupic sized jello swimming pool
        Buy a random sports team (probably the rangers) and make their uniforms pink and frilly as well as change the name to the autobots
        Hire midgets to do all my bidding

        I have to say, your list seems top-shelf. Bravo.

        I would do the same, but I would replace Sour Patch Kids with cans of coke.. just cause.

        I would also buy / build the worlds largest Narwhal, put it on my front lawn, and have it maned 24/7 to shoot fire at tresspassors.

        And then I would hire 100 chefs to make a house out of cake.. UNDERGROUND IN A SEALED VAULT. And then I could live in the house and eat it.

        With a milk moat.

        Unicorns are people too ...
        Old Narhwals are people too ...
        Grizzly Bears are people too ...
        Caterpillars are people too ...
        Baby Peacocks are people too ...
        lew "My hand was a little shaky and I released too soon."

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        • Rmarks
          death tickles
          • Sep 2002
          • 400

          #5
          Originally posted by PyRo
          I said 100billion dimwhit.
          I could buy the whole NHL for that, or at this point they would probably pay me to take it
          haha wow, gogo reading skills.

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          • JimmyBeam
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1105

            #6
            i would show up to work naked with "I quit" written on my ***.

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            • personman

              #7
              I'd probably purchase something, invest it, or donate it.

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              • Will Wood
                Evil Monkey
                • May 2002
                • 3475

                #8
                Give 50 billion to Charities; no way I could spend 100.

                I'd buy some old car, and pay a bunch of mechanics to help me restore it.
                I'd get a nice house (not big, but nice) on a nice lake in a relatively small town, but close to a decent city.

                I'd open a bar/restaurant in that small town and work there, not caring about profits. I'd just have a nice "family" business.

                I'd use the rest to travel constantly on my own jet with my own pilot.. untill I learn to fly it.

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                • red robot
                  crush all hu-mans
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 54

                  #9
                  two chicks at the same time.

                  the rest would go to charity.
                  Formerly Minimag84.

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                  • Kevmaster
                    Owners Group Div: Director
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 5475

                    #10
                    use it to make 100 more. Then do it again.

                    Then do something with it all
                    Last edited by Kevmaster; 01-18-2005, 11:35 PM.

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                    • teufelhunden
                      Registered Bamf
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 2691

                      #11
                      I'd go to all the depressed regions of the world and hand out stacks of $20s and then laugh because I just made people rich but there's nowhere to spend the money.
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                      • whymillywhy
                        Kotex Fits. Period.
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 107

                        #12
                        Take over the Tsunami Relief with 50 billion
                        Then
                        Build a Very Very Big House, with butlers, a Room with Surround Plasma TVs (TVs on the Floor, Walls, and Ceiling, But an Aircraft Carrier and turn it into a Big Paintball field, (Big Fields on the deck and smaller ones in the plane hangars) I'll get me the hottest wife ever (They will marry me for my money ) Buy 22 Mini Coopers, plus any other car i've ever wanted, Go to a very good college, Make shure my Mom and dad will live well for the rest of their lives, Invest a bunch of it, and make shure I don't lose it all, oh yea, and buy the Minnesota Vikings
                        Whymillywhy

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                        • BD_Paintball
                          UW-Whitewater Paintball
                          • May 2003
                          • 2268

                          #13
                          i would buy 200billion candy bars
                          My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
                          -black 2k sniper 2
                          -32* vision imp with ups, ECS, reloader B
                          -was'd imp w/ i-frame and all ups, warp feed
                          -88/3000 and 48/3000 tanks

                          AIM: Paintball1084

                          my feedback

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                          • InfinatyBPS
                            Dead Black Rose
                            • May 2001
                            • 2404

                            #14
                            This is what I would do in this order:

                            Buy my parents a house, fix their teeth, get them healthy, get them both any car they want.
                            Buy a pimp *** benz.
                            Buy myself a house with a party house in the back yard.
                            Buy my best friend a ticket from texas and adopt her and have her live with me in my mansion
                            Buy a few pounds of weed, buy enough of any other drug me or my friends would ever want to try, buy alot of food, alot of trippy movies and alot of alcohol.
                            Lock me and my friends in my party house for a month long drug trip, then pay for everyone's rehab and medical bills.
                            Pay for all my friends and/or family to goto college.
                            Buy my friends car's and maybe a house for them to fight amongst themselves for.
                            Get lipo and go on a shopping spree for new wardrobe.
                            You smell like dookie... No really though.

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                            • Cameo
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 590

                              #15
                              Find a cure for Lukemia so no one else would have to suffer..

                              ~steph
                              ps: and buy Muzik a new car, he deserves it for all the times he has been there for me. ((hugs))
                              "You are wonderful, whitty, and wise, but you spend to much time reading this sort of TRASH."

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