What would you do with 100 billion dollars?

[Muzikman]

It would depend. Are we talking 100 billion in cash or in stock options? If it's cash, I would stuff a few matresses and keep the rest in plastic bins in my basement

[brianlojeck]

I'd tell the world "Screw you guys! I'm going home."

and then I'd go home.

Did I mention home would be a little island where nobody would ever find me again? With t1 internet access, satellite TV, and a hooters? ;-)

[gimp]

I'd buy RPI then give myself a degree and fire our crappy president.

I'd also buy a minigun and mount it on my car.

[Mango]

I'd buy National Paintball Supply first.
Start a chain of indoor paintball fields all around the country.
Buy homes in many countries.
Fund a few teams.
Buy a private jet.
Buy a yacht.
Spend the rest of my days doing tournaments and assorted things.
Travel the world.
Buy a gym so my buddy lance could run it for me.
Buy new cars for many friends, probably some homes too.
Build my parents a dream home.

[Cameo]

I would buy you a house
furniture for your house (a nice chester field or ottman)
I would buy your LOVE
Build a tree fort in our yard
a K car, a nice realiable automobile
wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner, just more of it
with fancy Ketchups and d. mustards
And those tiny pre-wrapped sausages

silly songs get me every time.

~steph~
oh yea, watch out. I am raiding every one of your houses.. Could always use more then my alloted 100 billion for my causes.. Steal from the rich and give to the needy heehee (that's bad, so bad)

[teufelhunden]

I'd also fund my own army of hardcore mercanaries. For no purpose other than to have the ability to take France on a whim.

[Acer12]

you dont need an army to take france.

I would build a huge 2 million doller music studio.

Collect tons guitars, basses, and drums. and live in the studio playing all day till i die

[Eatem Alive]

i wouldn't fire my frickin' laser at earth (dr. evil reference)

[brianlojeck]

i wouldn't fire my frickin' laser at earth (dr. evil reference)

Don't you mean your frickin' "Laser"?

[Eatem Alive]

yes, i did the quotations with my fingers but it doesn't show up on here

[RogueFactoryKid]

I'd Buy IRAQ, I have the feeling the real estate values shall be skyrocketing over there soon.

[Miscue]

I'd build a mini-town, away from people - in an area with nice weather. I'd invite my friends to live there, and would have everything that everyone would need. I would travel a lot, and do stuff outside of there - but that would be my home.

Oh yeah, sniper towers.

I'd probably figure out some way to make a contribution to society - might as well.

[Target Practice]

Nothing.

[slade]

Find a cure for Lukemia so no one else would have to suffer..

do you know anyone who has/had lukemia... or do you just really like armadillos?


donate a few million to charity.
id set aside about 50m for paintball.
buy out cuba (itl be cheap, no one would want it anyway), restore it, create my own gov't, set up a ton of paintball fields.
start my own mafia.
buy out fort knox(sp?).
start my paintball clothing company, "pinksilver"(tm) (you know, after quicksilver...) all the clothes in the line are metalic pink. sponsor a few pro pb teams.
build a medival castle, with hidden passageways, trap doors, torture chambers, etc.
take a vacation to spain, visit people, learn how to snowboard.
go on vacations in just about every single country.
buy out nps, wdp, agd, wgp, crush sp.
start making my own markers.
give pbx + nicad grant money... ooh and fund jayloo!!
and buy tons of cars, motorcycles, etc...
hold a few HUGE parties for my friends...
buy a bunch of land, forest, old military land, etc.

and...
have an international AO day, i pay for paint, air, field fee, airfare, room and board, heck, maybe even distribute free samples of my new markers .

ooh, and for the ppl i dont like, get my mafia to kidnap them and dump them in a cuban slum...

ok yeah thatd probably be over 100b, but the question was essentially "what would you do if given access to virtually unlimited money"

[RevBrown]

I would just play video games, nothing but video games for a year.
I'd have some sexy nurses come in six times a day to bath,change, and feed me


Jello swimming pool is a given.

Air time on nbc and bbc of me just watching tv and playing video games

Buy a few buildings in town just to set them on fire

O yeah and a zoo with ninja monkeys

Send an airplane over Japan that looks like it would drop a nuke but instead have it drop pamphlets that say "April Fools"

Pay an ambassoder to r un butt naked thru the Kremlin chanting "Diplomatic Imunity, Diplomatic Immunity'

The possibilities are endless with my idiocy.

Oh yeah, and a tank. An M1 Abhrams to keep my neighbors quiet.