What would you do with 100 billion dollars?

[wanna-b-ballin']

i'd set aside about 2 million of it just for paintball. buy new guns all the time, buy as much paint as i want, and go all the time.
i'd buy totally random things, and destroy them with really large explosives imported fireworks from mexico and china that i would buy with all the money.
i'd pay people to do random acts of stupidity in public.
i'd go to gunbroker.com and buy some anti-tank guns and other large guns and shoot expensive cars that are surrounded with barrels of explosives and stuff.
i'd go fly to whereever american gladiator is and be a participant just because it looks fun.
i'd find more things to spend it on

[ScatterPlot]

Hmm, lets see.

One hundred billion dollar hooker or one hundred billion one-dollar hookers?

-Futurama


But seriously- I like the ideas so far. But I would have to add to that buy a CRAPLOAD of tools to play with, and pull AGD out of the toilet, and lets see...

Maybe hire a guy to act as my personal "black knight" and do my bidding? Or maybe...











hire 2 guys to be black knights!

[Kevmaster]

or maybe I'd put it all on a game of craps? blackjack perhaps?

not that any casino would let me...then again...i could buy the casino...

but seriously...prolly do something useful...I could never live a lifestyle of the rich and famous

[Ov3rmind]

I'd donate 80 billion to various causes (40 billion of that would probably go to the tsunami relief). 20 billion is still more money than I'd ever be able to spend, so that's make me perfectly happy.

As for fun spending: Buy several X-Ball feilds, every paintball gun I ever wanted, create a massive CD collection, buy the best sound systems known to man, buy a small house, and open up a music venue in my back yard (shows would be free, I could pay any band I wanted to come).

[ScatterPlot]

That makes me think- make the biggest CD collection in the world. I would want to make the biggest CD in the world. Or french fry. So like when you say "I want a large fry" at McDonalds then they would give you that- one large fry.


Breaking a bunch of records would be a cool thing to do.

[ntn4502]

[QUOTE=InfinatyBPS]
Buy a few pounds of weed, buy enough of any other drug me or my friends would ever want to try, buy alot of food, alot of trippy movies and alot of alcohol.
[QUOTE]


you are the coolest kid I know

[SCpoloRicker]

Rule AO with a cruel iron fist!

No excess pie-eaters! No twelve-paragraph-pontificators! Long live King MarkM!

Ahh, the wrath of oh so many college library computer humming along...

/who ate teh danm pies?

[bornl33t]

i would show up to work naked with "I quit" written on my ***.

that's a good start! But the inbred ppl at work think they are so high and mighty I would definatly have to take it up a few notches to feel good about quitting

[TraXeR]

70 Billion In Charities
20 Billion to Tsunami Relief Fund
7 Billion to misc. 'find a cure' type businesses (AIDS, Cancer, Lukemia, etc)
2 Billion for the rest of my family
1 Billion in the bank and live off the interest, and the remainder of the money to go to my family to inherent when I die.

Spending a Billion dollars is hard to do if you don't buy random high priced crap that you never use more than once, which others could use the money for in much higher need.

[quik]

-Purchase PBN from the owner, and make it into a hardcore porn site.
-Purchase a iPod and Powerbook for all my friends
-Hold many, many, many contests all the time and give tons of free things away(cars, etc).
-Make a Full Length Feature Film(horror)
-1 million dollars to each family member that is close to me.
-Buy a nice house in Sapporo, Japan, and in Shinjuku, Japan.
-Create a Television Network equal to CBS, and broadcast locally. Repeat all internet funny clips over and over until fee's become too high.
-Donate alot of it to the schools of america.
-Help out my town alot, probably donate alot to random people
-Go to NY, and hand bums 100 bills, videotape, and show on my TV Network. What a happy show that would be!
-Buy a giant house where all my friends can live and we can do whatever we want. But we will be responsible!
-Get killed by some psycho who doesnt like me and is jealous.

I could go on for days.

[Thordic]

Pyro made a good topic. Wow College must really be helping, Tom.

First thing I'd take care of would be automobiles.

I'd get a GT500 (pewter), a 71 Cuda (yellow), Hummer (Black), and a Maserati Spyder (They have this orange color thats gorgeous). I might top it off with a Maserati MC12. What the hell, why not, I'm stinkin rich. Maserati MC12 in white.

Then, on to houses. I'd buy a house in Jersey, a house in Manhattan, a house in Vermont, a house in Colorado, two houses in Italy (one for my parents), and a house in Germany.

I'd get a private jet and a huge-*** yacht for my travels around the world.

My house on Jersey would be on a cul-de-sac, and I'd buy all the other houses on the Cul-De-Sac and give them to my best friends. It would be awesome.

I would start a charity that helps homeless people individually. Instead of trying to feed and cloth all of them, it'd work on one at a time, getting them cleaned up, off the street, into an apartment, and getting a job.

I'd buy an apartment building in NYC and make it rent-free for homeless people, providing they passed an interview and once inside they behaved themselves. The rules would be strict, but it would serve as a place I choose people for the above charity from.

Last but not least, my birthday would turn into a national holiday due to massive parties I would sponsor all over the country. Everyone would be so hung over the next day they would HAVE to declare it a holiday.

I'd also give some money to my family and whatnot but thats besides the point.

[LudavicoSoldier]

I would buy your mom of course!

[The Action Figure]

give tom kaye 1 billion
give 10 billion to my church
buy agd and give dan zupan 1 billion
give everyone on ao an xmag
buy huntersville north carolina and build the wold biggest paintball complex and invite random people over to play
buy draxxus
build a huge house with an indoor paintball field and a heated pool
quit school
buy my school and make a nice bonfire
buy an aau wrestling program
buy dynasty and put a bunch of noobs shooting tippmanns on it

and id still have like 60 billion left

[Bulldog]

Hmmm.


I'd buy houses all over the world, and travel mostly.

I'd pay pornstars to be my pod bishes.

I'd buy the company I work for, and fire the all the idiots.

Theres a few charities I'd like to help out, and some family members.

That's it for now.

[magsRus]

I'd first buy me a few nice cars, few houses, all the paintball gear I ever wanted, a couple of paintball fields. Then give like 300,000 to all like 30 of my Aunts and Uncles.