Girlfriend trying to pull a prank

[nippinout]

I find that just wrong cause some people actually have to go thru that.

I think telling her you are gay would be awsome. Or the aids thing, or prevent it by telling her u have aids now.

You find it offensive to joke about having cancer, but AIDS is okay?



You are a buffoon.

I like the, "Are you sure it's mine?" line. Or, "It better be white." Or, "Does this mean that for the next 9 months, no more 'regular' love?

[puckmaster]

next time you guys f, tell her the condum broke.
and then tell her you have herpes or gonarea.

[Kai]

You find it offensive to joke about having cancer, but AIDS is okay?



You are a buffoon.

Seriously guys, cancer is JUST as funny as AIDS.

[puckmaster]

Seriously guys, cancer is JUST as funny as AIDS.

oowww. i know what you mean, but that sounds BAD.

[Kai]

oowww. i know what you mean, but that sounds BAD.

I know!

You would think that the cancer jokes would be played out by now, but damn, they are still a hit!

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Did you hear about the Dry Cleaner with lung cancer?

He had an Iron Lung.

KNUCK! KNUCK! KNUCK!

[RevBrown]

Your not supposed to get that reaction untill *AFTER* you get married. And its much less frequent...

Been there done that. Won't get married again. Wedding cake will reduce a womans sex drive faster than anything.

Listening to some comedian the other day he said something like. " After marriage sex is like a civil war chess set. You get one piece every six to eight weeks"

[RevBrown]

Hey I thought the same thing...and the intracate prank set up..was a setup for perhaps an actual pregnancy.......I mean how did this info on the prank come about anyway?

She told me about how when she was in highschool she did it to her parents. Overheard her telling my co-worker about it. Then a customer started making jokes about washing midgets in a tub. Put two and two together then interigated my co-worker.

[MicroMiniMe]

Was that from the story about the women who used the turkey baster to get herself pregnant to get money out of that on guy?

If I recall, the story was:
Guy had a decent night with the woman. Gets a bit of oral servicing. Takes his leave, on his happy way.
Turns out the woman managed to 'save' some of the present and impregnate herself quicky after. Turkey baster probably. Later went after guy for paternity/alimony.

[93civiccpe]

I've Got it... Mix a few of these together for the perfect prank...

First, get one of those fake pregnancy kits.. like the link someone provided on the first page. Next, let in some family members (only those who you can trust). Next, when she tells you she is pregnant surprise her by being the excited boyfriend ... "I hope we have twins.. I am so ready to be a dad this is the happiest day". And THEN, say you know those aren't 100 percent so you want to make sure and work the fake one in.... and now that she'll probably be freaking out, start calling those family members and tell them to come over to celebrate. Parents showing upw ith "Number 1 Grandmom" and etc. I think that would be a pretty darn funny way to turn the prank around...

[CaptaiN_JacK]

You would think that the cancer jokes would be played out by now, but damn, they are still a hit!

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?






I don't masterbate before I eat the apple.





Zing! Oh wait, that's not a cancer joke. Nor is it funny.

[Kai]

Zing! Oh wait, that's not a cancer joke. Nor is it funny.

As long as we're clear on that.

[Duzzy]

Tell her you found out earlier and called both sets of parents to try and set up a surprise baby shower...

[RevBrown]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?






I don't masterbate before I eat the apple.





Zing! Oh wait, that's not a cancer joke. Nor is it funny.

Am I really that twisted that I laughed at that? Either I can find humour in anything or I am a dispicable person.

[Eric Cartman]

Am I really that twisted that I laughed at that? Either I can find humour in anything or I am a dispicable person.

Apparently I'm as twisted as you are. That's so wrong, and yet so funny!