Girlfriend trying to pull a prank

[Warewolf50]

Apparently I'm as twisted as you are. That's so wrong, and yet so funny!

i laughed also, soo messed up but soooo funny

[noahyay]

i like the calling parents idea, its the simplest

[billybob_81067]

When she tells you that she's preggo you should say something like, "Yeah I thought you were getting fatter..."

Or, "I noticed you were getting a little chubby and I was going to tell you to lay off the (insert her favorite snack here), but this explains it."

Just combine this along with the fake pregnancy test or some of the other ideas!

[TDonovan]

The marriage one and the test switch seem alright to me. But I'll just brainstorm.

You could say, "YES! I was wondering when my boys would swim through those holes I've been poking!"

[mcdkid]

Listening to some comedian the other day he said something like. " After marriage sex is like a civil war chess set. You get one piece every six to eight weeks"

jeff foxworthy

[RevBrown]

jeff foxworthy

Thank you. Was only half paying attention.

[AGD202]

pack up, and walk out when she shows it to u then let her in on ur side

[Automaggot68]

Found out tonight that my girlfriend is putting together a prank on me.

The prank goes- She is going to have one of her pregnant co-workers take a preg test. Then tell me that she took it. Basically make me think that she is pregnant.

What I need from AO'ers is a great way to make this backfire on her.

I thought about calling my job up and saying I quit cause I now need to make more money. (Means getting my boss involved)

Or calling my buddy up saying " Hey remember that bet we had about who would have a kid before 30. Yeah you lose." Then make a big show about how the bet was that the loser has to get whacked by a 2x4 in the forehead. Make a big show of it then right before I swing the board let her in on it.

Any other suggestions?



Oh yeah already thought about the whole " Well I am leaving then" bit. Won't even try that cause I don't think thats funny. And people that up and leave are pretty low. She knows that isn't the type of person I am.

Get her pregnant. THAT'D be funny.

[mr.mag218]

i've got it. right after she tells you, punch her in the face as hard as you can.

[Phobos]

Fill a bottle of pills with some candy and when she breaks the news run to the bathroom and pour the bottle in your mouth. All the while making a big show about it.

[Skoad]

Throw a baby shower, get her parents involved.

[DiSoRdeR]

Right after she trys to prank you, say "Theres been something Ive been wanting to tell you, it hasnt been working out and ive been seeing this other girl, and well I already proposed." Then see what her reaction is or just keep on rolling with it by saying "Either im not paying or your getting an abortion."

Best I could come up with, and if some one already said one like this I appologize. I'll try to think of some more, but do you know when she is going to try to pull this prank on you?

[RevBrown]

but do you know when she is going to try to pull this prank on you?

I have no idea. I am getting the buzz that it won't happen. But that is what I like about this girl she keeps me on my toes.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

I didnt even read the thread, but thats probably the meanest prank a girl could pull on a guy. I mean I dont know how old you are but im 18 and thats just so effed up that I dont know if I would even be able to laugh about it later.

[RevBrown]

I didnt even read the thread, but thats probably the meanest prank a girl could pull on a guy. I mean I dont know how old you are but im 18 and thats just so effed up that I dont know if I would even be able to laugh about it later.

Well I am 28 and I can pretty much laugh at anything. If someone can actually pull a prank over my eyes I would probablly give them a dollar.