updates?
so did she pull the prank?
so did she pull the prank?
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What the heck did this thread is 5 months old.Comment
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wow havent seen this thread in a long time. But yea im interested if it worked or not as well.Comment
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Originally posted by fire1811ok this is pretty nasty and will probably get you hit but.
when she hands it to you say. OH... no problem. walk to the closet get a coat hanger and a bucket. I guarantee this will get her attention.
on second though you might not make it out of there alive.
I dont think i've EVER laughed so hard.
So demented, right up my alley.
Disclaimer - I dont endorse that, i wouldnt do that, etc, I just laugh at sick shyte.Comment
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maybe he did as I suggested and didnt make it out alive
"The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"
Alway Remember *343*
Si vis pacem, para bellumComment
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Say: "OKay, this is nooooo problem ... my friend can take care of this ..."
Pick up the phone, put it on speaker and call a friend who you've set up ahead of time, and have him answer:
"Joe's abortion clinic ... you rape 'em, we scrape 'em! No fetus ever beat us!"Comment
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OMG! that is the best ever! i would have to go with that skit.Originally posted by JaanComment
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she wants you to filp out so do so just no in the expected way if you have a few bucks to spend buy some cheap baby things maybe a book or Mag or an out fit with a sports team on it but over all just act really into it like crazy into it
Except for the Automag in front, its usually the man behind the equipment that counts.
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Hunny ... I've been expecting this, you see ... I've been putting pinholes in the rubbers for weeks now ...Originally posted by frontrunnerComment
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Originally posted by Chris Nearchos
Somehow it died in the water. But that doesn't mean the Ol' Rev has dropped his guard.Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.
Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest?
The kid who swallows to many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. nature knows best! - George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)Comment
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When I read through this thread it actually made me cry. what many thought was funny or hilarious I found disturbing.. Sad sad things people can say about a baby. Just my 2 cents.
But on the origonal post... after a joke like that a trip to toys r us or babies r us is in order. put 500$ worth of stuff on layaway, you can get your deposit back minus like 10$. Pick the most obnoxious things...
then pick up a new homes guide, and an autotrader.. "will need a bigger house and a mini van for the little lady."
Tell her that she has to go to the same (what is he 70 years old now) ob/gyn that delivered you , call and make an appoint ment for her and tell her all sorts of crazy stories like "when my mom gave birth she couldn't understand what he was saying as he stood on that stool cause he is so damn short~ I am sure he is better now though""You are wonderful, whitty, and wise, but you spend to much time reading this sort of TRASH."Comment
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That's the best idea yet!Originally posted by Cameo"Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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Originally posted by Automaggot68
Ahahahah. That was an lol.Comment
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I aim to please,sir .Originally posted by KaiComment
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