Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red!

[Jakedubbleya]

n00b

Oh come on comin from somebody with 230 posts lol,

but yeah ima newb.

[Igotu]

They're gonna get the virus make geneticly altered form to try to make people live longer and make super zombies like the ones in the new version of dawn of the dead.
SUPER ZOMBIES

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Guys, Zombies, this is not a laughing matter you pooptards.

[pbzmag]

I have my magnetized screw driver, LETS RAISE SOME HELL!

I've got my toenail clippers! Time to slice and dice!

[covadsucks]

"Ya gotta shoot 'em in the head and then burn 'em." -Tom Savini

I guess it's a good thing I got some .45 Hydrashocks left over.

[Alpha]

How friggin cool would it be if zombies took over. I'd have a blast fighting them off until I got turned into one, and then I'd have fun making orgasm sounds and biting other people.

[Kai]

Roger that Target Practice, my squad is gearing up as we speak. Departure set for 0200 Hours.

Remember guys, this is a possible zombie outbreak. Avoid their teeth, and shoot for the brain.

Above all else, remember: The life form must be retreived AT ALL COSTS.

[ultralight]

i thought i was on ATZ for a second there.

a S.T.U.D. unit is on its way.

[magman007]

Targetpractice, close air support is geared up and ready to go. November 8 sierra golf spectre gunship is already in the air circling the area, no movement reported. Echo 1 and 2 are set for carrier launch at 0300 and will be surveying the area. good luck, and god speed

[Vex]

Copy that--QRT 1 & 2 (Quick Response Team) from Omega Sector has been deployed. ETA: 0525 hours, local time.
I will update you as situation progresses.

[Target Practice]

Copy that--QRT 1 & 2 (Quick Response Team) from Omega Sector has been deployed. ETA: 0525 hours, local time.
I will update you as situation progresses.

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.

[RevBrown]

Second Squad, come in! We have a possible zombie outbreak in sector 7A. We need containment, people! Get down there, NOW! First and Third squads, come with me. We have a bug to kill. A big bug.

GO GO GO!

Hey!!! Back off. I am on coffee break and this is a union position. I'll do the job as soon as I am damn good and ready.

[nippinout]

Hey!!! Back off. I am on coffee break and this is a union position. I'll do the job as soon as I am damn good and ready.

The Hobos with Broadband Local 612 Union is commencing our sympathy inaction.

[Vida]

Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

[Vex]

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.

Copy that, TP. QRT 1 has created a perimeter around one of the hold ups and is ready to engage hostiles. We do not expect to encounter any friendlies. We'll update ASAP.
Radio silence commenced.