Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red!

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

FYI my pic = REAL!

[Jakedubbleya]

Just a decomposing dog.. lol...

[warpspyder]

Transmission commenced:

*tosses warpspyder a Remington 870 Express*


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If it ain't a .50 cal I don't want anything to do with it. *Pulls out M82-A1*

"I got the power."

[Jakedubbleya]

*pulls up in go-kart equipped with Mark-19 40-Millimeter grenade launcher.*

.50 cal my ***

[slateman]

*Slateman sticks his head in the thread* "What the He . . . . .." *Turns around and slowly walks away muttering to himself* Man those guys are weird . . . .


*Comes back half an hour later* Can't we just be friends with the aliens? Come on, lets invite them to have some brews

Everyone enjoys Heineken

[Vex]

*Slateman sticks his head in the thread* "What the He . . . . .." *Turns around and slowly walks away muttering to himself* Man those guys are weird . . . .

*Comes back half an hour later* Can't we just be friends with the aliens? Come on, lets invite them to have some brews
Everyone enjoys Heineken

NO! DON'T GIVE THEM BEER!! It increases the onset of symptoms three-fold. Dammit, now we've got to alter contingency plan alpha. Local residents have been attempting to "befriend" the hostiles by offering them alcoholic beverages in order to buy time to escape.
We need to be re-supped big time!
Someone respond...
QRT 1 out.

[FooTemps]

ALL RESPONSE TEAMS

Contact central command post ASAP. Due to lack of communication, the whole region within a 6 mile radius has been quarrantined and blockaded with heavy artilery and no evacuation protocols in place. All units are commanded to kill on sight whether friend or foe.

CONTACT CENTRAL COMMAND ASAP TO CONFIRM ANY SORT OF PRESENSE IN THE DANGER ZONE.

If contact is established within 24 hours, protocols will be modified and supply flow will be reopened.

[Vex]

QRTs 1 & 2 are inside the hot zone. We have a good situation over the hostiles, but we need those supplies!

[slateman]

QRTs 1 & 2 are inside the hot zone. We have a good situation over the hostiles, but we need those supplies!

Supplies are on the way

[slateman]

We were . . . . ambushed . . . . . too many . . . . . its so horrible . . . the beer is all gone . . . .


They ruined the beer!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!

[Big'n slo]

We were . . . . ambushed . . . . . too many . . . . . its so horrible . . . the beer is all gone . . . .


They ruined the beer!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[slateman]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I know, I know. Just breath deep soldier. I'm pissed too.

In response to this barbaric attack, I have comissioned a new unit to deal with this unspeakablely evil action. They will ruthlessly hunt down and destroy the perpetrators of this crime against humanity.

We will take the most treacherous of all creatures . . . .


And turn them into the most brutal killing machine in the history of bug killing



The Claw Squad. Will guarentee your kitten catnip, a body bag, or both

[Hasty8]

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.

Uh, dontcha mean SAR? (Search And Rescue).


I this is real (most other links point back to the BBC) then it really is a bit scary. Think of the biological weapon implications!

[Target Practice]

^^^I just picked an acronym.

Well, it turns out that my previous symptoms were due to a cold and allergies. Needless to say, I'm back on my feet.

We here in HQ are planning an op to get supplies and arms to a small pocket of resistance in south-east quadrant of the city. Anyone with munitions and men to spare, contact SSgt. Mason, and we can get them squared away.

[ScatterPlot]

One warning, coming from a small skirmish in my sector earlier today- beware of their song about big butts.




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