Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red!

[FooTemps]

All ground units:

Provisions are being sent at marked drop zones within sectors 24e, 6a, 73q, and 36j at 1200. All requested ammunition and specialized armaments have been allocated and will be dropped 1500.

QRT2:

There are no probable drop zones for medical units and supplies within your immediate vicinity. Allocate needed materials from other squads.

A HArms AP (Heavy Armaments Anti-Personel Assault) unit will land at the city outskirts 0500. We request that QRT1 and 2 rendezvous with the unit and get them situated for nest demolition. Any HArms units available will maintain fortifications of "safe zones" and operate requested armaments.

[Maggot6]

My Pancreas, Oh My God!!!

[B.A.M.]

:::RADIO

GENERAL

We have the main M1A1 batlle group just out side QRT2. There equipt witha new bioweapon that kills the zomies much more effectively. Hopefully this will turn the tide

OVER

[Jakedubbleya]

AGGGGH! ZOMBIEESSS!

[SIGSays]

Get out of there, She's gonna BLOW!!!

[Jack_Dubious]

Long tall Sally, she's built fo' speed - she got everything, that Uncle John needs...
oh baby... yeah baby...
gonna have me some fun...
gonna have me some fun...
gonna have me some fun...

[Lohman446]

Im not sure if my concern is that this thread started or that it has lasted this long....

Edit: N/M I figured it out. My concern is that I am still reading it for each new post

[Target Practice]

After a day and a half of conducting operations in Sector 7A, I have begun to experience some...symptoms. While I never came in direct contact with the undead, I have begun to show signs of the Disease. This is the reason for my recent lack of reports. I will attempt to report back as my sitution progresses.

At present, I fear it may be...airborne.

Godspeed, gentlemen. Godspeed.

[warpspyder]

Im not sure if my concern is that this thread started or that it has lasted this long....

Edit: N/M I figured it out. My concern is that I am still reading it for each new post

Ditto.......

(see that's supposed to be a dude shooting a zombie)

[Kai]

Brains... BRAINS... BRAINS!!!!!

[Linkwarner]

Transmission commenced:

"May I join the fray?"
*tosses warpspyder a Remington 870 Express*
*Linkwarner carrying Mossberg 500*
Lets Rock and roll
*ka-click*
*keeps gun pointed at tp*
"Just in case man, just in case"

End Transmission

[slade]

...and then I'd have fun making orgasm sounds and biting other people.

At AO NE VII, Im sure as hell not sleeping in the same tent as you.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Now we know what we are up against!

[Pballwizz]

Hmmm...should I or should I not ruin the fun by giving the real info....hmmm....

[Target Practice]

Hmmm...should I or should I not ruin the fun by giving the real info....hmmm....

[outofcharacter]

You just don't get it, do you?

[/outofcharacter]