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  • TheAngryDrunkenRussian
    Owner Grounds Master Co.
    • Sep 2005
    • 586

    #1

    other uses for tools

    Well I ran into bind today. I lost a contract today so I had to get a beer. Well trying to open bottles without a bottle opener is kind of tricky first I tried a claw hammer that didn't work so well but a 1/2in wrench works wonders as a bottle opener.

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  • rkjunior303
    I need this more than you
    • May 2003
    • 4029

    #2
    any skilled drinker can pop one with a lighter.

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    • MANN
      I am in TN. GO VOLS.
      • Apr 2006
      • 4266

      #3
      I have a pair of sandels(sp) with a bottle opener "built in". They were the best purchase I ever made, well second to my mag

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      • teufelhunden
        Registered Bamf
        • Jul 2003
        • 2691

        #4
        Originally posted by rkjunior303
        any skilled drinker can pop one with a lighter.
        Or, lacking a lighter, a counter top/similiar surface.
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        • bleachit
          Conturbo et Ledo
          • May 2003
          • 1410

          #5
          how would you do it with a lighter?
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          • rkjunior303
            I need this more than you
            • May 2003
            • 4029

            #6
            Originally posted by bleachit
            how would you do it with a lighter?
            leverage. physics 101.

            hold the bottle and wedge the lighter between the cap and you thumb, and use it like a lever.

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            • bleachit
              Conturbo et Ledo
              • May 2003
              • 1410

              #7
              meh, I guess. seems like a key or something would be easier.
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              AGD

              "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
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              • behemoth
                SVSTC?
                • Nov 2002
                • 7750

                #8
                Originally posted by bleachit
                meh, I guess. seems like a key or something would be easier.
                if youre somewhere where beer is present, most likely there will be someone smoking.

                ergo, lighter is a logical tool.

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                • geekwarrior
                  MIA
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2581

                  #9
                  wedding ring works good too

                  bout the only thing its good for, cept chasing away the single ladies

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                  • bleachit
                    Conturbo et Ledo
                    • May 2003
                    • 1410

                    #10
                    ahhh, ok. I just learned to keep an opener on my keychain a few years ago thanks to my friends.
                    "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                    AGD

                    "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
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                    • TheAngryDrunkenRussian
                      Owner Grounds Master Co.
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 586

                      #11
                      I had a zippo and yes I know the lighter trick. I have it had luck with the counter top or bench idea I keep breaking the necks. next up on the tools to open beer use a impact gun. A bottle cap is about 3/4in hmmmm......

                      Wedding rings are also good at keeping away the swamp donkey's. I just use my gold band.
                      She: "what do you do for a living?"
                      Me: "I own a business"
                      She: "Really? (smiles)"
                      Me: "Taken (Show ring)"

                      ah fun times at the Waterfront.

                      Debating of taking my old stock spyder barrel and making it into a bottle opener and attaching to the desk.

                      Another use of a tool pick axe's make exellent back scratcher's
                      Last edited by TheAngryDrunkenRussian; 07-05-2006, 10:26 PM.

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                      • PyRo
                        President Bioloaf inc.
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 10186

                        #12
                        Any flat metal edge or pliers.

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                        • tropical_fishy
                          KART
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1017

                          #13
                          Derek taught me to open bottle caps with my arm. But it hurts really bad and leaves nice bruises so I can only do it while durnk.

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                          • FooTemps
                            HURRRR
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 6702

                            #14
                            I'm suprised no one has said teeth yet.

                            Tools for opening bottles:
                            Teeth
                            Lighter
                            Keys
                            TV remote
                            Cell phone
                            Basically any flat edged surface

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                            • master_alexander
                              im a gun pimp :D
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 2462

                              #15
                              fire hydrants
                              metal chairs
                              stop signs

                              neighbors lawn gnome.

                              wow.
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