other uses for tools

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

Well I ran into bind today. I lost a contract today so I had to get a beer. Well trying to open bottles without a bottle opener is kind of tricky first I tried a claw hammer that didn't work so well but a 1/2in wrench works wonders as a bottle opener.

Remember Drinking and work don't go together, But I own the Company

[rkjunior303]

any skilled drinker can pop one with a lighter.

[MANN]

I have a pair of sandels(sp) with a bottle opener "built in". They were the best purchase I ever made, well second to my mag

[teufelhunden]

any skilled drinker can pop one with a lighter.

Or, lacking a lighter, a counter top/similiar surface.

[bleachit]

how would you do it with a lighter?

[rkjunior303]

how would you do it with a lighter?

leverage. physics 101.

hold the bottle and wedge the lighter between the cap and you thumb, and use it like a lever.

[bleachit]

meh, I guess. seems like a key or something would be easier.

[behemoth]

meh, I guess. seems like a key or something would be easier.

if youre somewhere where beer is present, most likely there will be someone smoking.

ergo, lighter is a logical tool.

[geekwarrior]

wedding ring works good too

bout the only thing its good for, cept chasing away the single ladies

[bleachit]

ahhh, ok. I just learned to keep an opener on my keychain a few years ago thanks to my friends.

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

I had a zippo and yes I know the lighter trick. I have it had luck with the counter top or bench idea I keep breaking the necks. next up on the tools to open beer use a impact gun. A bottle cap is about 3/4in hmmmm......

Wedding rings are also good at keeping away the swamp donkey's. I just use my gold band.
She: "what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I own a business"
She: "Really? (smiles)"
Me: "Taken (Show ring)"

ah fun times at the Waterfront.

Debating of taking my old stock spyder barrel and making it into a bottle opener and attaching to the desk.

Another use of a tool pick axe's make exellent back scratcher's

[PyRo]

Any flat metal edge or pliers.

[tropical_fishy]

Derek taught me to open bottle caps with my arm. But it hurts really bad and leaves nice bruises so I can only do it while durnk.

[FooTemps]

I'm suprised no one has said teeth yet.

Tools for opening bottles:
Teeth
Lighter
Keys
TV remote
Cell phone
Basically any flat edged surface

[master_alexander]

fire hydrants
metal chairs
stop signs

neighbors lawn gnome.

wow.