The other night, i go to send a payment of $25.00
I click 'ok' and paypal says 'Congratulations, you've just sent 2,500.00 USD to *email*'
So, I'm a little on edge here. I call the bank, they tell me to come up. I go up, and stand in line for 20 minutes, finally to be told "well, we cant realy do anything. Paypal will bounce the check 3 times, each time charging you a 35 dollar fee.'
I emailed paypal, i get a reply in broken english, with a ton of typos, so i decide to call them.
At first, i was amazed they hadnt outsourced to india. As i could ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND these people.
Then, they get to telling me 'Well, we cant do anything either.' then the guy transfers me over to a guy named 'paul' with the most feminine voice i've EVER heard, and 'he' proceeds to tell me 'Sir, i'm really really really really really sorry, but we are unable to do anything at all for you.' (yes, he said really that many times.)
So, i reply with 'Thats pretty effin' worthless.' to which he replys 'Excuse me sir, no need for profanity, or insults, i'm just a service rep."
--- So, now, i'm going to be out about 200 bucks, easy, and theres nothing i can do.
I'm ready to stab someone.
I click 'ok' and paypal says 'Congratulations, you've just sent 2,500.00 USD to *email*'
So, I'm a little on edge here. I call the bank, they tell me to come up. I go up, and stand in line for 20 minutes, finally to be told "well, we cant realy do anything. Paypal will bounce the check 3 times, each time charging you a 35 dollar fee.'
I emailed paypal, i get a reply in broken english, with a ton of typos, so i decide to call them.
At first, i was amazed they hadnt outsourced to india. As i could ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND these people.
Then, they get to telling me 'Well, we cant do anything either.' then the guy transfers me over to a guy named 'paul' with the most feminine voice i've EVER heard, and 'he' proceeds to tell me 'Sir, i'm really really really really really sorry, but we are unable to do anything at all for you.' (yes, he said really that many times.)
So, i reply with 'Thats pretty effin' worthless.' to which he replys 'Excuse me sir, no need for profanity, or insults, i'm just a service rep."
--- So, now, i'm going to be out about 200 bucks, easy, and theres nothing i can do.
I'm ready to stab someone.

Since you're in such a giving mood why don't you send me $2500 while you're at it.





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