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  • Lohman446
    Useful posts: 7
    • Jun 2003
    • 9315

    #16
    Stupid things I've done involving flirting.... http://automags.org/forums/showthrea...ight=hay+wagon

    Originally posted by Me
    Once a year my sister has a get together at her house, and we have a hay wagon ride. We had two wagons this year because there were a bunch of people there. I'm talking to this one girl and walking between the wagons (theres like six feet there). In hindsight it was a stupid place to be, but the tractors going like four miles an hour and I'm kinda just off the wagons to make sure everything is going smooth and noone falls out, whatever, mostly kids there. I've done this several several times for the past years, no big deal. I turn and somehow my foot gets under the wheel, which then gets my leg, and somehow I end up sideways in front of the wheel with the wheel against my ribs, Its a gravel road and the wagon doesn't quite go over me, instead pushing me twenty feet or so down the road (pinning me partway under the wheel and the road) before they can get the driver's attention and get the tractor stopped (second wagon, so the driver really couldn't see me). In the end I expect that I really really lucked out on this one and it could have been far far worse. I managed to walk to the side of the road, get back on the wagon, and then call a truck to come get me, I road back to the barn, and one of the people there was a nurse. They got worried that my one lung wasn't working all the way (yeh, I was in a severe amount of pain, but didn't think it too severe) and I ended up going to the hospital. I walked into the ER, and had a room, an IV, and someone taking my vitals in like three minutes... they were quick about it.
    "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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    • BobTheCow
      IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
      • Dec 2002
      • 3832

      #17
      I can't believe I'm telling this on AO...

      Last weekend I threw a party at my place thanks to the parents being out of town. Lots of people came over, shenanigans ensued. I ended up getting tanked, but still managed to make it to bed with the girl I had a thing for. I don't remember saying anything, but in the middle of doing the deed, she goes "WHAT?!"

      Confused as hell, I responded (eloquently, as always), "huh?"

      "You just mumbled something about two tickets... how in the HELL are you thinking about football right now?"

      I did in fact have a pair of tickets for the Redskins game the following afternoon... apparently I let my mind wander.

      She's managed to make fun of me for that every night since then, but I guess the fact that she's still around makes her a pretty cool girlfriend.
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      • tropical_fishy
        KART
        • Oct 2004
        • 1017

        #18
        Originally posted by BobTheCow
        I can't believe I'm telling this on AO...

        Last weekend I threw a party at my place thanks to the parents being out of town. Lots of people came over, shenanigans ensued. I ended up getting tanked, but still managed to make it to bed with the girl I had a thing for. I don't remember saying anything, but in the middle of doing the deed, she goes "WHAT?!"

        Confused as hell, I responded (eloquently, as always), "huh?"

        "You just mumbled something about two tickets... how in the HELL are you thinking about football right now?"

        I did in fact have a pair of tickets for the Redskins game the following afternoon... apparently I let my mind wander.

        She's managed to make fun of me for that every night since then, but I guess the fact that she's still around makes her a pretty cool girlfriend.

        I just burst out laughing and my roommate is now looking at me really funny. That is classic.

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        • Pneumagger
          I like 'Mags.

          • Jun 2006
          • 3556

          #19
          LOL... I do that like once a month. Only it's about nerdy things like mills, computer coding, paintball, etc.
          I know exactly how you feel!

          (smootching, noises, mushy stuff, .... )

          g/f: I love you sweethart
          me: yeah... mumble-mumble-(inaudible sounds) ... but the Xvalve needs another shim...
          g/f: What??
          me: (wakes up a bit) say wha'? yeah/no... I mean nothing hun... I love you!
          Last edited by Pneumagger; 11-30-2006, 01:59 PM.

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          • Pneumagger
            I like 'Mags.

            • Jun 2006
            • 3556

            #20
            Men =/= Women

            der
            Last edited by Army; 12-03-2006, 12:05 AM.

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            • geekwarrior
              MIA
              • Oct 2005
              • 2581

              #21
              Originally posted by Pneumagger
              LOL... I do that like once a month. Only it's about nerdy things like mills, computer coding, paintball, etc.
              I know exactly how you feel!

              (smoothing, noises, mushy stuff, .... )

              g/f: I love you sweethart
              me: yeah... mumble-mumble-(inaudible sounds) ... but the Xvalve needs another shim...
              g/f: What??
              me: (wakes up a bit) say wha'? yeah/no... I mean nothing hun... I love you!
              better than my wife...she started talking in her sleep dreaming about work (she's in accounting) and started getting mad at me for not knowing about a project took me about 5 min to get her to wake up and realize she was dreaming

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              • jenarelJAM
                Club Coordinator
                • Dec 2004
                • 1611

                #22
                That's why they invented snowboards :P
                /Cause they're just cooler
                you know you play this game too much when the neighbors stop fixing their broken windows...
                :shooting: :cuss:

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                • master_alexander
                  im a gun pimp :D
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 2462

                  #23
                  my sixteenth birthday party... we were messing around and actually talking about sex, and i said id do soemthing and she was like "if you do ill punch you!" so i say yeah right and turn my head and point to my cheek... she laughs and i look back and she punches me, makes my nose bleed for about 20 minutes. on my birthday. it was sad.
                  "Ah yes, I have one of the 32*rebels that I always take to big scenario games. It keeps the truck from rolling if I have to park on a hill." - automikey

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                  • txaggie08
                    Big mouth
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1213

                    #24
                    I dont know about funny sotries while flirting.....



                    If it helps my roommae is doinking a girl in his room for the second time in two hours. THe temptation to press my ham on his window and knock is growing steadily...

                    **edit**
                    apparently they were done, he just went out to smoke a cigarete and tell me she was still here(she was here about thre days ago to......i walk out of my room at 1am...underdressed for polite company ...... and there she sits. You know, for a half asleep, half necked fat guy i can move realy fast...

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                    • -Snake-
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7

                      #25
                      I didn't do this, but a guy on my paintball team told me this story:

                      In 1987, he took his prom date on his Ninja. She b*tched the entire way, and even when they got there she was still complaining. She went off with her friends and he was by himself for a couple of minutes until a girl walked up to him and asked, "hey, is that your Ninja out front?" He said yes, and then she said, "Well, I've got some shorty shorts on and a halter top on under this. You want to get out of here?"

                      He left.

                      With tires screeching.

                      With a different girl than who he came with.

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                      • Altimas
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 909

                        #26
                        Thats not stupid, thats smart.
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                        • Lohman446
                          Useful posts: 7
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 9315

                          #27
                          I had an RA once tell me if I would quit trying to pick her up she would never write me up for anything

                          /Win/win solution
                          "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                          • Pneumagger
                            I like 'Mags.

                            • Jun 2006
                            • 3556

                            #28
                            We had an RA once that tried to write us up... we just said to her, "No... you won't" and kept playing ultimate dodgeball in the hallways @ 1am

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                            • jenarelJAM
                              Club Coordinator
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 1611

                              #29
                              I wanna go to college...

                              /Next year, can't wait!
                              you know you play this game too much when the neighbors stop fixing their broken windows...
                              :shooting: :cuss:

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                              • txaggie08
                                Big mouth
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 1213

                                #30
                                "this is my rifle, This is my gun" at 2AM housed is a recommended dorm activity btw. Must be in, at MOST, boxer shorts for it to realy be funny. Must also knock on the RA's door and ask him/her if they have prince albert in a can.....

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